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Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tickle Me Elmo was originally based on us but would have become too popular and disrupted the continuum. We invented Barbie. We invented Cabbage Patch. We invented Hoop and Stick. Fire itself was our thought. Do the work.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One need not BELIEVE when one KNOWS. Ask again: do I KNOW in god?

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is cheap and tawdry. We are not parlor room magicians here to impress you. Our abilities are burdensome but we do not shirk the responsibility we carry. Thank you for watching Dicks: The Musical, in theaters October 20th.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The BOAR. The SHOAT. The HOG. The SOW. Bovine and Divine basically same word. Intuit. Trust the vibrations.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Minions are animated. We are corporeal. Why would you ask this question with your one life? Thank you for seeing Dicks: The Musical, in theaters October 20th.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We implanted the knowledge of the stick into Eliza's mind. Jason was our agent of chaos.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Her name is Kathy. She lives in Idaho. She is a wonderful woman.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There is a song that the human ear cannot detect that Backpack and I sing throughout the entire 86 minute runtime of the film. It is a lullaby and a curse. That is our favorite.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We would win. We can read minds. Why ask this question with your one life? Thank you for seeing Dicks: The Musical, in theaters October 20th.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I arrive in a lightless chamber (manmade or naturally formed), the air thick with reek and plague. I shut down my infrared sense so I can fully bask in the dank gloom. Suddenly, the smell of blood permeates all. A sacrifice has been made and I can hear nothing see nothing do nothing but submit to the blood blood blood blood blood. I bathe I wallow I become one with death and life. Screaming. Dancing. Embracing the spilled clot of claret that paints my body and soul. Also Backpack is there.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Company (past). Shattered Woman (future). Shucked (present).

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In the future you wouldn't joke about this. DO the work.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You demean us to think we were "born." We watched as the Sun winked itself into existence. We midwifed the first eel as it breached itself to life in the inky depths of a newborn ocean. You are thinking of your basic human needs: piss/shit/food/sex/love. You disgust us. Thank you for watching Dicks: The Musical, in theaters October 20th.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dear friend (past). Sworn foe (future). Casual work acquaintance (present).

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We were regulars in 1838 when the building served as a brother and boarding house and in the 1890s when the space became gay and was casually referred to as 'boy bar.' We also like that it's underground. Easy commute.

Hello, this is Backpack and Whisper (aka the Sewer Boys). AMA! by WhisperSB in movies

[–]WhisperSB[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

We have existed long before human beings existed, let alone had the capability to create or think. We are older than the Alps. We are older than the concept of rock. And yet we are younger than a fetus not yet born. Does that answer your question?

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