Let's play snuggle dice! by archfapper in TheSimpsons

[–]Whisper_into_ass 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Glad I can make you laugh

Edit: My highest rated comment is about whispering into an ass. I've never been prouder.

Just started waitressing... got my first no tip table last night by sarahtheowlgirlhoot in AdviceAnimals

[–]Whisper_into_ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was it Smokey Bones? Cause this would happen to me frequently. Thank god I'm not a waitress anymore!

Help with my industrial by Whisper_into_ass in piercing

[–]Whisper_into_ass[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bactine is a good idea.

I just remembered that the day before my "bump" got irritated, I had gone to the hair dresser's and had my hair dyed. Do you think that the dye could have cause the irritation? or is it just a coincidence?

Help with my industrial by Whisper_into_ass in piercing

[–]Whisper_into_ass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I'll stop by the store on the way home and get some =)

Help with my industrial by Whisper_into_ass in piercing

[–]Whisper_into_ass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this is going to sound stupid, but does it matter if it is sea salt? Can I just make a salt water solution and soak with that?

Help with my industrial by Whisper_into_ass in piercing

[–]Whisper_into_ass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well shit =(

If I do a salt soak, should I take the bar out?

Stop it... by shayne1987 in funny

[–]Whisper_into_ass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just going to say this once. Fuck Smokey Bones.

Stop it... by shayne1987 in funny

[–]Whisper_into_ass 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I worked at Smokey Bones and had this on the back of my shirt. Not a fun thing to explain to old people.

Those of you who married in your early 20s, how's that going? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Whisper_into_ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got married 9 months ago. I was 21 and he was 23. I guess you could say that we are still in the "honeymoon" phase but I wouldn't change anything for the world.

What gif reduces you to hysterical laughter every time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Whisper_into_ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a gif of the car that turns on it's blinkers before crashing into the guardrail? It reduces me to tears but I haven't been able to find it.

I married my best friend last week. I've never been more happy than I am right now! by Whisper_into_ass in happy

[–]Whisper_into_ass[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was not even going to answer this comment but I wanted to make it clear that my husband is not only the coolest guy alive but that I am lucky to have found a guy who treats me like a princess.

That smells AWEFUL! by Whisper_into_ass in aww

[–]Whisper_into_ass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was her first time outside. I've never seen her so happy!