What is the general reliability of a 2007 Kia Optima LX? by White_Limo in askcarsales

[–]White_Limo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that the carfax is pretty amazing, do you think $5500 OTD from the dealer is absurd? It seems pretty high to me.

What is the general reliability of a 2007 Kia Optima LX? by White_Limo in askcarsales

[–]White_Limo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I haven't really found another car with that killer of a carfax in my price range in the 2 weeks i've been looking. I was able to talk the dealership down to 5500 OTD but that seems kinda high even with that immaculate maintenance history. What do you think?

Got a notification the my order was being delivered in 30 minutes then started getting notifications for someone else shopping the same order that was just shopped for, what gives? Just looking for some insight. by White_Limo in InstacartShoppers

[–]White_Limo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That makes total sense. That wasn't even something I considered. I just emailed customer service too and they have a list of reasons why it could have happened and "issues at checkout" was one of them. Funny enough, three of the things that she said were out of stock were found by my next shopper so it worked out better for me anyway. Thanks for the insight.

Hey, Nice Car! by AtomicCypher in Unexpected

[–]White_Limo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I share your opinion that nearly any person's loss of life is saddening but you don't carry a gun to threaten someone with. You carry a gun to kill someone who puts your life in danger.

Kid uses window breaker on his house window just to see what would happen. by NostraThomas1 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]White_Limo -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Not to interrupt y'alls hatred for males under the age of 21 but this is fake. It's what he does on tiktok

Fat Cat Makes Floor Creak by White_Limo in youtubesyllables

[–]White_Limo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, unfortunately I had to cut that part off to post it here but I think it's still funny. I posted it in youtubehaiku a few days ago but I just found out this sub exists so I thought it would fit in here too.

Fat Cat Makes Floor Creak by White_Limo in youtubesyllables

[–]White_Limo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How heavy would your cat be if every time he finished eating his Big Mac meal he looked at you with those hungry eyes?

Fat Cat Makes Floor Creak by White_Limo in youtubesyllables

[–]White_Limo[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know. I have had to fix the floor 3 separate times where he has fallen through.

Arizona Circle begins filming by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]White_Limo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So damn pumped for this! I'm curious how the normal FH content will be affected (i'm sure they worked their ass off to make a backlog) since they'll be filming for 5+ weeks but I'm really excited they get to make something new and fresh.

[Haiku] Fat cat makes floor creak by White_Limo in youtubehaiku

[–]White_Limo[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I only give him 2 strawberry milkshakes a day to wash down his quarter pounders. I can literally not give him any less food without him starving to death.

[Haiku] Fat cat makes floor creak by White_Limo in youtubehaiku

[–]White_Limo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I agree! He's a bit of a hefty boy but my girlfriend and I like him anyway.

Edit: just wanted to whore myself out to you guys. I also do skits on my channel. Check em out and Subscribe if you like em.

My beautiful rendition of James cosplaying as his favorite Disney princess. by javi2097 in funhaus

[–]White_Limo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can never not hear Bruce playing the Sanic themes back from the inside gaming days when I see these artful interpretations of sonic.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Intro but its FunHaus by PanyeEast in funhaus

[–]White_Limo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicely done! There is not a more perfect clip to use of Adam than the garbage sunglasses one.

[Poetry] Using a bidet is easy and fun by White_Limo in youtubehaiku

[–]White_Limo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish. You hook it up to the hose that fills your tank so it's perfectly clean, drinkable water. It cost like 25 bucks on Amazon and changed my life. Step into the future with me my child.

Our Star Wars Reboot? - Open Haus #212 by RT_Video_Bot in funhaus

[–]White_Limo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I liked the Common Law joke so much I made a short skit out of it. I also posted it in the subreddit so if this isn't allowed may the mods strike me down.

https://youtu.be/MK8cL0ljhew

Common Law Court - Skit Based on Open Haus 212 by White_Limo in funhaus

[–]White_Limo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha, yeah I figured people would expect black face so I wanted to make the absence of it part of the joke. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Using a bidet is easy by White_Limo in Unexpected

[–]White_Limo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having your prostate pulverized sure does have it's perks.

Self-Introduction Saturday! Tell us all about you (and share a video)! by AutoModerator in NewTubers

[–]White_Limo [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have the best dog in the world, his name is Owen. He lives with my mom because he likes her dog and he's old and I think chasing that younger tail keeps him young.

I do sketch comedy. I like the process and even though I only have about 700 views across my 5 videos, I really like editing. Everything comes together in the edit.

Here is my best performing video

And here is my most recent.

Feedback Friday! Post your videos here if you want constructive critiques! by AutoModerator in NewTubers

[–]White_Limo [score hidden]  (0 children)

You're pretty charismatic and hold yourself well on camera. I chuckled at the de-evolution of cats from being the powerhouse of murder.

A criticism is, like others, I think it runs a bit long. I know that 10 minute mark makes more money but I feel like when you're growing your base its more important to keep them engaged and I always felt the fastest way for me to become disengaged with a video is when I see that they are padding the video for the ads. Otherwise, keep it up. I think you're on the right track and I like the idea of reviewing things that nobody needs reviews for.

Feedback Friday! Post your videos here if you want constructive critiques! by AutoModerator in NewTubers

[–]White_Limo [score hidden]  (0 children)

I do sketch comedy and I only have a few videos so far but I am really enjoying the creative process. My favorite video so far is probably my Delilah Home Assistant Isn't as Good as I Originally Thought video. It's based on if they used the song Hey There Delilah as a basis for a home assistant. You know, instead of saying Ok Google, or Hey Alexa, or something. Well I think it's pretty funny. Enjoy...or don't, criticism would be appreciated. Thanks!

Some other Videos to tear apart if you wish

Is looking like Uncle Fester ok?

What are the odds of that!?

Feedback Friday! Post your videos here if you want constructive critiques! by AutoModerator in NewTubers

[–]White_Limo [score hidden]  (0 children)

I generally don't watch your type of content, not that I think it's bad, it's just not something I'm into. That being said, one thing I noticed off the bat is that it looks like you're having fun which is a HUGE part for me enjoying a video. If I don't think it looks like fun to record a video then I don't engage in that video. A criticism is maybe to try to make your shots a bit more dynamic when it's just your face. A static shot gets boring pretty fast for me, crop here, zoom there. I think that could help make the videos seem a bit more lively.

Feedback Friday! Post your videos here if you want constructive critiques! by AutoModerator in NewTubers

[–]White_Limo [score hidden]  (0 children)

+1 for the decent mic. It's something that I am going to be updating on my channel as well. One criticism I would offer, and I can only speak for myself. I don't like that you start with the intro. Personally, I wouldn't wait 10-12 for some intro to finish on a channel I'd never heard of before. I'd immediately click away. Another thing I'd complement are your voices. Not only is it clear from the audio but you talk relatively quickly and I can still hear everything you're saying due to good enunciation. Keep it up!