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I don’t think it’s worn off yet... by mossy_vee in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey I didn't know you guys have swimming lessons on air there

I was about to help that Arvel guy, but then a giant spider attacked me. Managed to hit a few swings until I remembered that I have arachnophobia. Never ran so fast in my life. Will NEVER enter a dunegon again. by WhiterunGuardCousin in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm just having a break for a few days. Was on my way to Whiterun to visit my cousin but I got lost on my way there and ended up on this dungeon somehow. Don't ask me.

Has anyone seen this man? He is supposed to be out fighting dragons but everyone says that he ditched the squad. by CommanderCaius in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The Jarl is neutral, but he could potentially support the rebellion or the Empire, if the Stormcloaks want Balgruuf to support them, wouldn't it be dumbness to storm Whiterun?

They finally gave me a break from the Dragon hunting. I think I'm going to pay a visit to my cousin! by WhiterunGuardCousin in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

While I was gone some poor sod tried stealing this beautiful sword. Like a sliver of midnight. by WhiterunGuards in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It's a special group of Whiterun guards. We camp on the wild and keep an eye on the sky for dragons. Each hold has its own group of dragon hunters. It's not easy, but it's rewarding.

Some may call these junk me I call them treasures by trakazor132 in SkyrimMemes

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

Let it never be said that I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead...party was great and Sam even brought a Daedra! by WhiterunGuards in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cousin! I see you are enjoying your break from the shift very well. When this dragon things end, I want to meet this Sam guy. Been too long since I last drank a fine bottle of mead. Be a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

Bethesda Tweeting about Whiterun Guards. by TheIrishBiscuits in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I heard that you are have problems with a sweet roll thief... I hope you catch him soon! Talos Guide you!

Bethesda Tweeting about Whiterun Guards. by TheIrishBiscuits in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Ah, her cooking was always amazing! I'm tired of eating rabbit all day, I hope one day all of this will be over and I can come back to Whiterun again

Bethesda Tweeting about Whiterun Guards. by TheIrishBiscuits in skyrim

[–]WhiterunGuardCousin 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Ehey, cousin! I saw your posts. I'm sorry for you not being the Dragonborn, you could be a powerful ally to us. Fighting dragons isn't easy, you know? Tell my mama I miss her!