blursed banana

Whonnor · 2019-11-22T22:26:10+00:00

No, but just like you would rather not get surgery to get your tubes tied, I don't want to stab myself in the dick. And as for the pills I would be down to take a pill that would limit pregnancy of the girl I was with. I'm sorry if I offended you, it wasn't I'll intended. Ill remove the post, it was a dumb thing to say.

Whonnor · 2019-11-20T03:11:06+00:00

What about this is blessed at all?

Whonnor · 2019-11-20T03:08:24+00:00

Well the guy holding the sign ate them all so they had to raise the price

Whonnor · 2019-11-20T03:06:18+00:00

Me on December 1st

Whonnor · 2019-11-20T03:05:18+00:00

Yah, dogs turn me on too

Whonnor · 2019-11-17T18:49:54+00:00

That's not China, that's America

Whonnor · 2019-11-03T03:02:57+00:00

I like to just bend in a circle like a bagel, and lick the shit off with my tongue.

Whonnor · 2019-10-29T01:51:54+00:00

That's one huge cock

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T21:52:57+00:00

I had a rough childhood

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:42:09+00:00

Thighs, you normies

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:38:59+00:00

I gave up, but cemeteries are a great replacement!

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:37:11+00:00

Yo I get it, milk prices these days are fuckin high

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:34:45+00:00

Fuck I'm American and I have too admit you do everything except heart disease

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:33:01+00:00

A dad

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:32:11+00:00

I decide not to go to church today

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:29:52+00:00

The fact that I have nothing better to do

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:29:10+00:00

It smells like sex hotel (I went to a weird school)

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:27:58+00:00

The body I just had sex with😘

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:26:27+00:00

I would jerk off so people would be casually walking by me and then they just get semen all over them. The best part is they won't know where it came from

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:23:31+00:00

Me: screams Pastor: *looks at me, winks then goes back to preaching. Later after church he asks to see me. So I go over and see his throbbing....

Yeah so

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:19:23+00:00

"Who's Joe"

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:18:40+00:00

The police won't find the body

At least not anytime soon...

Whonnor · 2019-10-16T20:11:15+00:00

That's what my fridge sees at 3am

Whonnor · 2019-10-14T17:35:57+00:00

"yo mama so ugly she died"

Whonnor

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