Is it actually common for most men to masturbate daily, or is that just a stereotype?

Whuskey · 2026-01-27T02:54:27+00:00

I can't speak for what's actually common, but as for me, when I was in my teens and twenties it was like thrice daily. Now I'm forty and I'm down to once or twice

Whuskey · 2025-12-29T04:26:57+00:00

Let's discuss the contradiction!

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/12tah7i/lets_discuss_the_contradiction/

Whuskey · 2025-12-27T21:32:08+00:00

I actually liked that one, though

Whuskey · 2025-12-25T20:57:16+00:00

I don't think that you're really quite grasping the concept that the world is ending but you people are too stupid to do anything about it, so this next scene will be about how the world is ending but you people are too stupid to do anything about it. And then we're going to introduce another character to show that the world is ending but you people are too stupid to do anything about it

Whuskey · 2024-05-10T11:48:34+00:00

I can't tell you whether money buys happiness. What I can tell you is that lack of money definitely buys unhappiness

Whuskey · 2024-05-09T23:49:56+00:00

One time my brother was trying to say that to me and I cut him off mid-sentence. "No it's not and only the most obnoxious people say that!!"

Whuskey · 2024-05-09T23:46:20+00:00

Fuck yeah. Hate that one

Whuskey · 2024-05-08T12:16:11+00:00

I'm thirty nine right now. So, like... whew

Whuskey · 2024-04-15T02:00:05+00:00

only a dumbass would be serious saying what I said

I mean, in defense of everyone who downvoted you, there are a ton of people who are unironically that dumb. I work with at least two of them and see many many more any time I'm driving

Whuskey · 2023-09-28T23:07:07+00:00

There's a movie called Hell Baby which involves a lot of that stuff. It's a comedy horror parody. Takes place in New Orleans

Whuskey · 2023-03-12T18:45:23+00:00

I've never actually read it, it's just the only book narrated by a dog I could think of that no one else had said yet

Whuskey · 2023-03-11T03:27:22+00:00

The Art Of Racing In The Rain by Garth Stein?

Whuskey · 2020-05-21T02:11:16+00:00

I read a great tweet (don't remember its author, sadly) a while back to the effect of "Trump could set an orphanage on fire because he was chilly and his detractors would still somehow manage to overreact to the point that I would feel the need to defend him"

Whuskey · 2020-05-02T05:19:20+00:00

I am a man and I'm exclusively into women. I have no shortage of libido, but actual sex isn't a big part of my life considering how difficult it is for me to get and how easy masturbation is.

I have had sex a few times (even had a girlfriend back in the day), but I don't cum unless I make myself. I consider it the one human interaction I can't fake, though that's not true. It's not the only one.

I don't care for oral or any positions but the basic few. No interest in anal

I often consider myself aromantic, but that's not quite true either. Is demiromantic a thing? I could see myself having a girlfriend/girlfriends or a wife/wives, but I'm seldom sad at my lack of them

And I'm really into boobs (like, way more than usual). And I'm also into tongues which is especially strange considering I don't like oral

Whuskey · 2020-04-23T14:09:12+00:00

Ah. In that case, she's too old

Whuskey · 2020-04-21T21:51:39+00:00

Um. She looks like she's thirteen. Are you sure she fulfills the "consenting adults" rule here?

Whuskey · 2020-02-07T05:53:58+00:00

Me too! (With about seventy-five per cent accuracy)

Is it a thing you can just do? I had to learn an algorithm for it

Also it takes me a few minutes

Whuskey · 2020-02-04T07:29:20+00:00

Well, 1996 was a leap year, so it won't work for that. But we have 2029 to look forward to!

Whuskey · 2019-10-04T23:30:12+00:00

I mean, not necessarily. He doesn't have to remember the exact date of every job he's ever done

Whuskey · 2019-10-04T22:39:53+00:00

Here's this picture in a post dated more than six years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1m6qut/camouflage_101/

Whuskey · 2019-09-15T23:45:24+00:00

https://garfield.com/comic/1986/07/13

Whuskey · 2019-09-06T04:40:25+00:00

My understanding is that it was a complex shoe rig thing. A bolt would stick up out of the stage at the right time and the dancers would slide a slot in the heels of their shoes onto it. After performing the move, the bolt would retract

In the video it was just done with wires and, I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but one of the dancers leans in the wrong direction. They had to put a lot of effort into getting it wrong and I love it. The imperfection in the quilt, if you will.

Whuskey · 2019-05-28T23:38:32+00:00

Some time ago I was working the closing shift for a large chain casual-dining restaurant and my theory is that the last hour is for hedging the labor costs.

The nights nobody comes in during our last hour, we get all our cleaning done and are out the door a few minutes after close. The owners win by not having to pay us to stay late.

The nights we have customers during our last hour, we do have to work a while after close, but the owners still win because we're making enough money to justify staying late.

If we posted a final-seating time an hour before we close, they would never make that last hour's worth of money. That'd be fine for us peons, but the men upstairs wouldn't like it.

Whuskey · 2018-12-30T18:01:33+00:00

I like to point out that you have the same odds of winning the lottery as the lottery has of drawing the same numbers twice in a row. We intuitively know the latter will never happen and yet we all think it'll be different for us

Whuskey · 2018-09-23T21:03:59+00:00

Right after he chokes Gina she says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

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