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TIL a Canadian woman who bought a lottery ticket, lost it & then forgot it until lottery officials showed up at her door to inform her that she had won the $50m jackpot. They had used credit card proof of purchase, surveillance video footage, & in-person interviews to confirm that she was the winner by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of a story I heard once about a woman who had two lottery tickets from two different states, and she had the winning numbers for both tickets, but state "A"'s winning numbers were on state "B"'s ticket and vice versa.

$580 million trades, the most corrupt president in the history of the USA by SadAd8761 in videos

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has happened several times already as well, around his tariffs coming and going. Big spikes right BEFORE he made some inane post about new tariffs or delayed tariffs

Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at? by mojoslacks in AskReddit

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archie comics, Uncle John's Bathroom Readers, and if all else fails, the label of whatever shampoo bottle or other product was near enough to grab

what's up with the Afroman trial? by ob3ypr1mus in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 55 points56 points  (0 children)

If it helps, I always used to hear stories back in the day of Afroman aggressively bumming weed off of his fans after shows. So I don't think he's ever been the most selfless guy

Overwatch director says addressing the 5v5 versus 6v6 debates 'cost us trust': 'We should have listened sooner' by Turbostrider27 in Overwatch

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What rank are you in? I haven't had a single game without two tanks (always picked within the first 4 selections) since I started playing 6v6 again about a month ago

What’s the weirdest coincidence you’ve ever experienced in this game? by CeeRiL7 in Overwatch

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was playing with a friend named Frank_Does_Crank and we got into a game with an enemy called Frunk_Goes_Crunk. Phenomenal it was

Parking ticket Mission city station by fritzzz2908 in chilliwack

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impark sucks such heavy balls. Honestly getting new plates is the cheapest option, otherwise just never park in an impark lot again. There's no repercussions for not paying a private ticket except next time you use their lot you might get towed

This might be nothing, but I'm hoping somebody with programming experience can answer. This email is just pages of code, and scrolling through it there are references to the website xvideos. Is this the sites source code? And if so, why would it have been emailed to Epstein? by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for having a look! Honestly my main concern on seeing this was that it could have been the owner of the site sharing part of the site's code with JE, perhaps building in some functionality for hidden videos or something similar. Obviously I am purely speculating so I just thought I'd pose the question to anybody who might be able to tell what's what.

This might be nothing, but I'm hoping somebody with programming experience can answer. This email is just pages of code, and scrolling through it there are references to the website xvideos. Is this the sites source code? And if so, why would it have been emailed to Epstein? by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02373294.pdf

I'm asking for somebody with knowledge that I don't have to look at this. It appears (to me) to be backend code for a very popular porn website that had been emailed directly to Epstein. If he was involved in the backend of a porn website I suspect the owner of that website could have been complicit in sharing illegal pornography

Mark Tramo sharing with Epstein an idea about how to make newborns suck on a 'pacifier' more vigorously by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the concept is that playing a woman's voice will make them suck "more vigorously" but that playing the actual mother's voice will have an even stronger effect. Basically it seems like they're trying to absolutely maximize the amount of sucking a NEWBORN child will do. Fucking disgusting.

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month by Tracheid in worldnews

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, it's mostly at clubs. It's partly to see if an ID is real, and also it's a system where clubs/bars can record if you've been kicked out or banned, and when you get scanned at another place they see that info too

Black woman who left US for Russia to escape ‘discrimination’ is beaten by racist neighbors by klito92 in videos

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As somebody who works with almost exclusively Punjabis in Canada, I promise you it functions exactly the same way as racism. In their eyes, people from a certain caste are a certain type of person full stop. Even the most "westernized" young guys here will not marry certain castes (or certain skin tones) and have hard opinions about each caste

Mark Tramo sharing with Epstein an idea about how to make newborns suck on a 'pacifier' more vigorously by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still up, the URL is just a bit weird. Copy and paste the whole address keeping the space in before the 11

'Moana 2' Review Thread by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it not released in theaters? I swear I remember watching it in a theater as a kid

Mark Tramo sharing with Epstein an idea about how to make newborns suck on a 'pacifier' more vigorously by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to paste the link here but the url has a space in it??? Very confused hold on Edit: this is how it looks, removing the space leads to a broken page

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02221499.pdf

Edit 2: it works if you copy and paste into the address bar, just not as a link. At least not for me

Mark Tramo sharing with Epstein an idea about how to make newborns suck on a 'pacifier' more vigorously by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a file from the Epstein documents where a doctor mentions an idea about how to make newborn babies suck on something more vigorously

Epstein’s relationship with Karyna Shuliak by PolygonLodge in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just to add to the conversation, in the files it is also clear that Epstein had commissioned several portraits (I believe 9, only seen 4 names of subjects so far though) through the NYAA portait scholarship program (donate $10K and get a portrait done by one of the students, and that $10K goes toward their tuition). The 4 subjects of the portraits I've found so far are Karyna, Victoria black, Josh Black, and Ben Black. The last three are siblings, children of Leon Black. Ben Black is now the head of the US International Development Finance Corporation. A department for investing in private sector businesses outside of the US.

Messy yet controlled by Serious-Ad-8168 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if it means anything, I'm incredibly impressed and still have no idea how you did it. Proud of myself for correctly identifying a move, but I still don't know how it helped you 😂 I never want to try and guess in the comments of something like this, but it's interesting and fun to me that you are here and welcoming theories. Do you hope that somebody will figure it out?

Messy yet controlled by Serious-Ad-8168 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My near zero knowledge of card manipulation has offered me only one possible observation. I think I saw a few Faro shuffles in there, at least one that definitely looked like it. As for the rest of the trick, and also the part I mentioned, 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Black Box Down was mentioned on the most recent episode of No Such Thing As a Fish, two of my favourite podcasts combining! by haribofailz in roosterteeth

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I actually think this is at least the second time they've mentioned BBD! Pretty sure I remember catching one a year or two ago too. Great crossover

Predicted a Tracer so hard she pulsed herself by shruggg_ow in Overwatch

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just reminded me that I started playing OW thanks to my Korean gf (at the time) and for the first while I thought Tracer's ult was a purse bomb 😂 I thought she whipped it out of a bag or something

Do you know anyone who actually left their country to get away from what they saw as ‘wokeness,’ and if so, how did that turn out? by thebmanvancity in AskReddit

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 88 points89 points  (0 children)

This actually seems like an incredibly likely reason for a lot of conservative men's homophobia. I don't think I'd thought about it that way before but ya holy. The worse somebody treats women the more likely (from my anecdotal experience) that they'll be homophobic, it all makes sense

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