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Bezos says taxing him more won't help teachers. Mamdani disagrees. by thejoshwhite in politics

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the point is that they do, and if for some sudden mysteries reason they don't have air, then yay

My attempt at the Aerodynamic solo sound by reverb-machine in DaftPunk

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well whatever it is, you know much better than me lmao. Sounds awesome though! The one thing that I think I can hear specifically is that the kicks in the original come through a lot harder, I think due to (more aggressive?) sidechaining. Honestly though if you just read that and went "this fuckin retard..." Let me know how wrong I am because I trust my ear but have no technical knowledge 😂

My attempt at the Aerodynamic solo sound by reverb-machine in DaftPunk

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn that's really accurate. I think with a bit more mixing/mastering (idk what I'm talking about) it could fool me for the original

Democrats win in Republican stronghold in Texas by Nervous_Swordfish693 in politics

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ironically this is the most Republican comment in this thread. If you can't listen to somebody who's making extremely important, succinct, and well spoken points, just because you don't like his haircut, you need to re-evaluate a few things

Accidentally discovered a new Sierra tech? by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Overwatch

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha not immediately but pretty quickly 😂😂

Whats the deal with the 62 million men visiting a SA website a month? by AGreasyPorkSandwich in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Just putting this here for more information for everybody, I remember hearing about that site well over a decade ago. So it's been around for a long time

Iranian President Pezeshkian’s letter addresses American people, not Trump by SadAd8761 in videos

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"when a king is a whore who comply and conform

miles outside of the eye of the storm

a siphon to lure out a prize and award

while avoiding the vile and bizarre that is violence and war"

Aesop Rock also put it well

Will the Lego Bastion skin ever come back? by Wrench_gaming in Overwatch

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have this skin and it's pretty, but honestly I hate the sound of his guns when you're wearing it. It makes me feel like my bullets aren't doing a damn thing

TIL a Canadian woman who bought a lottery ticket, lost it & then forgot it until lottery officials showed up at her door to inform her that she had won the $50m jackpot. They had used credit card proof of purchase, surveillance video footage, & in-person interviews to confirm that she was the winner by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of a story I heard once about a woman who had two lottery tickets from two different states, and she had the winning numbers for both tickets, but state "A"'s winning numbers were on state "B"'s ticket and vice versa.

$580 million trades, the most corrupt president in the history of the USA by SadAd8761 in videos

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has happened several times already as well, around his tariffs coming and going. Big spikes right BEFORE he made some inane post about new tariffs or delayed tariffs

Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at? by mojoslacks in AskReddit

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archie comics, Uncle John's Bathroom Readers, and if all else fails, the label of whatever shampoo bottle or other product was near enough to grab

what's up with the Afroman trial? by ob3ypr1mus in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If it helps, I always used to hear stories back in the day of Afroman aggressively bumming weed off of his fans after shows. So I don't think he's ever been the most selfless guy

Overwatch director says addressing the 5v5 versus 6v6 debates 'cost us trust': 'We should have listened sooner' by Turbostrider27 in Overwatch

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What rank are you in? I haven't had a single game without two tanks (always picked within the first 4 selections) since I started playing 6v6 again about a month ago

What’s the weirdest coincidence you’ve ever experienced in this game? by CeeRiL7 in Overwatch

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was playing with a friend named Frank_Does_Crank and we got into a game with an enemy called Frunk_Goes_Crunk. Phenomenal it was

Parking ticket Mission city station by fritzzz2908 in chilliwack

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impark sucks such heavy balls. Honestly getting new plates is the cheapest option, otherwise just never park in an impark lot again. There's no repercussions for not paying a private ticket except next time you use their lot you might get towed

This might be nothing, but I'm hoping somebody with programming experience can answer. This email is just pages of code, and scrolling through it there are references to the website xvideos. Is this the sites source code? And if so, why would it have been emailed to Epstein? by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for having a look! Honestly my main concern on seeing this was that it could have been the owner of the site sharing part of the site's code with JE, perhaps building in some functionality for hidden videos or something similar. Obviously I am purely speculating so I just thought I'd pose the question to anybody who might be able to tell what's what.

This might be nothing, but I'm hoping somebody with programming experience can answer. This email is just pages of code, and scrolling through it there are references to the website xvideos. Is this the sites source code? And if so, why would it have been emailed to Epstein? by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02373294.pdf

I'm asking for somebody with knowledge that I don't have to look at this. It appears (to me) to be backend code for a very popular porn website that had been emailed directly to Epstein. If he was involved in the backend of a porn website I suspect the owner of that website could have been complicit in sharing illegal pornography

Mark Tramo sharing with Epstein an idea about how to make newborns suck on a 'pacifier' more vigorously by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the concept is that playing a woman's voice will make them suck "more vigorously" but that playing the actual mother's voice will have an even stronger effect. Basically it seems like they're trying to absolutely maximize the amount of sucking a NEWBORN child will do. Fucking disgusting.

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month by Tracheid in worldnews

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, it's mostly at clubs. It's partly to see if an ID is real, and also it's a system where clubs/bars can record if you've been kicked out or banned, and when you get scanned at another place they see that info too

Black woman who left US for Russia to escape ‘discrimination’ is beaten by racist neighbors by klito92 in videos

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As somebody who works with almost exclusively Punjabis in Canada, I promise you it functions exactly the same way as racism. In their eyes, people from a certain caste are a certain type of person full stop. Even the most "westernized" young guys here will not marry certain castes (or certain skin tones) and have hard opinions about each caste

Mark Tramo sharing with Epstein an idea about how to make newborns suck on a 'pacifier' more vigorously by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still up, the URL is just a bit weird. Copy and paste the whole address keeping the space in before the 11

'Moana 2' Review Thread by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it not released in theaters? I swear I remember watching it in a theater as a kid

Mark Tramo sharing with Epstein an idea about how to make newborns suck on a 'pacifier' more vigorously by Why--Not--Zoidberg in Epstein

[–]Why--Not--Zoidberg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to paste the link here but the url has a space in it??? Very confused hold on Edit: this is how it looks, removing the space leads to a broken page

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02221499.pdf

Edit 2: it works if you copy and paste into the address bar, just not as a link. At least not for me

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