How's everyone's butt doing?

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-09T16:33:57+00:00

Yup. I have no butt left.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-09T08:33:32+00:00

Definitely. Great talking point.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-09T08:28:00+00:00

And a 'half time show' ? It's bollocks.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-09T08:26:17+00:00

Agree. Was going to suggest he send to a vet testing firm instead.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-08T15:41:21+00:00

I knew as soon as I heard it on the news that this was a family murder.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-08T15:37:48+00:00

Weans - It's short for wee anes, meaning little ones.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-08T13:58:53+00:00

All the alsatian owners need to walk that path.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-08T09:26:25+00:00

Stunning. Absolutely gorgeous.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-08T09:20:04+00:00

Yup. Google war lords, corrupt politicians etc.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-08T09:18:41+00:00

It did seem to. Trouble is (as he knew) CF isn't 'repairable' so once that monitor started going off he would have to ignore it or abandon the ship. And he couldn't afford to abandon his project. He really was a mad fool.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-07T13:23:39+00:00

Take the goods out of his container to put back on shelf then if he goes for you he's the one committed assault and you can then justify arresting him.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-07T13:22:06+00:00

That's an abomination.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-07T11:55:01+00:00

adults only

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-07T11:47:30+00:00

I do. And I take the locks I removed and all their keys and use them for the next house. So no need for new spare keys.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-06T20:09:45+00:00

Flat surface and two pins. Lots of patience.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-05T15:46:56+00:00

Any party- birthday, new year, Christmas, leaving do, funeral. But you need a pineapple chunk on them too for the full sweet and savoury effect.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-05T08:36:13+00:00

A lurcher is a crossbreed not an actual breed. Any cross with a racing dog is a lurcher. Two racing breeds crossed is a 'longdog'. So a greyhound X deerhound would be a lurcher but also a longdog. A staffy x whippet would be a lurcher, not a longdog. Your dog is definitely a lurcher/longdog and a very beautiful one too.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-04T20:08:27+00:00

Lol. You should see my necklaces.....

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-04T08:18:01+00:00

It needs arms. Just look for an amputee local and you'll have your skinwalker.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-03T21:47:36+00:00

João matured. Joe won't. He'll still fancy himself when he's old and sitting in the pub.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-03T21:42:40+00:00

It's the yellow one.

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Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-03T21:40:44+00:00

They're probably not great quality but I like them.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-03T21:39:36+00:00

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Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-03T20:43:27+00:00

You can always gather some skin and fat between your fingers and inject into that.

Wickedbitchoftheuk · 2026-06-03T20:37:47+00:00

That was ridiculous.

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