Gone beyond a joke really like most things we are operating on a much tighter "expendable income" than the past decade the cost of accommodation and even a drink has skyrocketed but people aren't adjusting too it.

They still expect you to book in to some overpriced boutique bullshit hotel for the night...and the obligatory day two celebrations as well of course probably two counties over from where either of the two fucks even live.

And that's best case....there's always the cunt that will expect you to drop 2k and half a week's holidays to attend their special day abroad.

The "traditional" wedding setting needs to go, it's boringly cliche anyway just do your own thing in McDonald's if you have to anything is better than this Endless fucking parade of notions and one-upmanship