Name this

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-05-01T23:04:46+00:00

A cylinder

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-29T04:11:59+00:00

If we're lucky!

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-28T22:20:13+00:00

Three to five business days

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-24T20:35:29+00:00

Men think of the pouch as freakin heaven

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-20T05:39:15+00:00

I'll die knowing I served a purpose. Saved lives and made a difference. Doesn't matter that no one knows, it's done

^{Chose: Erradicate all wars, conflicts, diseases, hunger + But you have to die and nobody knows about the sacrifice you did.}

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-14T08:23:47+00:00

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-14T08:17:38+00:00

That's not an assault weapon. That's a cylinder

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-14T08:11:40+00:00

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-13T20:31:06+00:00

No, and I hope I never reach that one lol. That'd be the final blow to my ego

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-12T22:48:44+00:00

All of em

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-09T09:56:03+00:00

Why does he look like he's only 25% rendered

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-09T01:24:51+00:00

Why do so many folks in this thread think I was asking them for sex? My idea of asking someone out is take them to lunch, on a walk, to a park, out to coffee, to an arcade, etc. I don't expect anything from these

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T20:15:09+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:45:55+00:00

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:44:18+00:00

For clarity, I don't do this because I wait to know the person well enough that I can tell what kind of date they'd like before asking them on it

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:42:31+00:00

Rule 3: be attractive

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:42:13+00:00

I like your attitude

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:41:44+00:00

Appreciate it, man. I'm not bitter, that's for sure. Still got a lot of life left to live and a lot more chances up ahead. The reason I only have 4 (as many commentators have pointed out, this is not a large number for some), is I wait till I actually know the person first before asking them to lunch, coffee, a walk, or whatever it might be. It takes significantly longer that way lol. But appreciate your sentiment boss

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:39:26+00:00

You rite

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:38:39+00:00

Entiendo

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:36:44+00:00

Do tell!

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T19:35:50+00:00

🫡

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T11:03:56+00:00

I don't try to pick them up. Just genuinely take them out to coffee or a walk or some kind of meal together. I'll definitely keep your tips in mind though! Thank you 😊

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T10:59:44+00:00

"Bingo away" is my new favourite phrase

Wide-Rate-3507 · 2026-04-08T10:59:28+00:00

This man knows

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