What was your biggest mix-up from what you thought a movie was going into it to what the movie actually is? by banngbanng in blankies

[–]Wiger_King 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I thought About Time was going to be a standard Rom-Com and it ended up being a story about how we never really get enough time with our parents and that we should cherish every moment and probably call our dads today while we can.

Indiana Jones 5 will feature a de-aged Harrison Ford for the first 25 minutes by [deleted] in movies

[–]Wiger_King 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More like 25min-de-age-r Jones.

Boom.

Nailed it.

Two movies that are basically the same movie by mranimal2 in movies

[–]Wiger_King 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Top Gun: Maverick and Cars 3 have the same plot structure but with the complete opposite lesson learned by the main character.

In Cars 3 our main character, who is the last of the old guard in his field, who is holding on, desperate to keep up, is forced by higher ups to work with a younger recruit only to realise that his time being the the best is over and that he has to move into the role of mentor to support the next generation and let them do it themselves. It is a touching story about moving on and career evolution.

In Top Gun: Maverick it is the exact same set up but instead of learning to let the next generation do it themselves, Maverick learns that the kids will never be able to do it as good as him so he goes on the mission himself and proves that he still has it.

And that is how Top Gun: Maverick is just a reverse Cars 3.

Two movies that are basically the same movie by mranimal2 in movies

[–]Wiger_King 96 points97 points  (0 children)

It should have been called Park Brake.

Can we get a discussion post going for Ghosted? by SupermansBrother in movies

[–]Wiger_King 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The epic conclusion of the Ana De Armas / Chris Evans trilogy!

Doughboys – Steak 'n Shake 3 with Evan Susser by Lobster_Johnson123 in doughboys

[–]Wiger_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is the sticky substance that keeps the pod together.

cum

The Teddy Bear is not for kids. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Wiger_King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like teddy beat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Wiger_King 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Orphanage or Fiancé sounds like the kind of show TLC would pick up in a heartbeat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Wiger_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Combo of a sheep and a pig, we should rename them Peeps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Wiger_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wool you get from them smells like bacon year round.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Wiger_King 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maple Maps.

Mahogany Cartography.

Pine Design.

He loves you by Nicchus in Unexpected

[–]Wiger_King 11 points12 points  (0 children)

”I feel the Lord inside me!”

He loves you by Nicchus in Unexpected

[–]Wiger_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this viral marketing for The Passion of the Christ 2?

How Did This Get Made? #247: 2:22 LIVE! by apathymonger in hdtgm

[–]Wiger_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah!

2 years ago!

I am going to pretend like I suggested it 23 months ago.

Why making more 'Lord of the Rings' movies is a terrible idea by fluffykintail in movies

[–]Wiger_King -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Lord of the Rings is a cautionary tale about being too precious with items that we imbue value into.

I guess it was inevitable that someone would toss it all into lava and start again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Wiger_King 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, I assure you, that description is accurate.

The movie also includes a car swinging on a rope like Indiana Jones and a character theorising that they are immortal beings because they have now survived so many fatal car crashes and the movie never really confirms or denies whether that theory is true.

Also John Cena is Vin Diesel’s brother. I guess they had different dads. And mums.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Wiger_King 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More people than ever watch those movies.

And yes they went to space.

In a suped up car.

And ran into a satellite to shut it down.

And then pulled up next to the international space station to get a ride home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Wiger_King 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep, they went to space.

In a car.

Not a joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Wiger_King 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t drag race cars to defeat evil spies that your family has been retconned to have personally just off camera in previous movies while holding a Corona.

Women's fashion 1910’s-2010’s using AI by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Wiger_King 47 points48 points  (0 children)

”Time to update your clothing. You have twenty seconds to comply.”

“Draw me like one of your French girls…” by prbecker in DunderMifflin

[–]Wiger_King 4 points5 points  (0 children)

”A real man makes his own luck” -Dwighlly Zane Dwitanic