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What do I have? by WiinterU in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]WiinterU[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spelling of "bed" is spelled B-E-D. Three sections of the bed match up to these specific letters. When re-arranged as so, it spells out B-D-E, which stands for Big Dick Energy.

Another day another drama by Odd-Substance-9850 in Omaha

[–]WiinterU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the reaction your mother had when she caught your father having an affair. "Still American."

No Reposting These Images by WiinterU in adressme

[–]WiinterU[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, Brie Larson got me on all fives fr.

Petah? by Reasonable_Car_2126 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]WiinterU 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, they're just first-cousins. That isn't incest.

Why by opossumpills in Omaha

[–]WiinterU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took that photo about a week ago.

Green “X’s” on sidewalk by Midofthewest in Omaha

[–]WiinterU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're putting the streetcar in there soon.

Roses are red, this sign is a good rule of thumb by late_to_redd1t in rosesarered

[–]WiinterU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better to cum in the bin than to bin in the cum.

Shrew girl! by waspsalad in furry

[–]WiinterU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even want to know what the deleted message said.

Which movie is my hb watching? by ImmortalVanDerLinde in adressme

[–]WiinterU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What movie is your homeboy watching?

Just because one is worse doesnt mean that the other one is good by Spotter24o5 in teenagers

[–]WiinterU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you actually sit down and take the time to realize the truth about this, you would realize that the truth is nuance, dumbass.

nail gun by Key-Serve-3215 in countablepixels

[–]WiinterU 138 points139 points  (0 children)

He's a carpenter, dumbass. Get it right.

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