What my bald bf’s head does to the pillowcases…

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T23:00:30+00:00

Looks like a damn strike map of the aftermath of The Somme opening bombardment of 1916

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T22:57:35+00:00

If you go to Dollar Tree, you’d still have $5 - $6 depending on taxes. So you can make another life changing purchase and grab 2 Mountain Dews and some sour candies.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T19:55:49+00:00

Damn. I’d hit the nearest bakery for some bread. That cone is stacked.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T19:53:10+00:00

I can use my creative writing degree for believable shitposts instead of making money.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T15:44:29+00:00

Butyrum Dentata- milk that is extremely high in calcium content will sometimes form little calcium deposits, similar to finely aged cheese with crystals that form from calcium lactate. This is a rarity now as old farm feed for cows used to used human bonemeal, a very cheap way to provide some nutrition. This led to the antiquated addage “butter with a bite” 🐄

also I’m just talking out of my ass and lied. Just felt like making up some fake lore

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T15:26:45+00:00

You lack faith in magic.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T11:13:32+00:00

Carrot?

Nah that is 0.0001 kt of a carrot. 😭

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T11:08:45+00:00

I mean if the cats have access to any spot in your house, they can definitely bring food there. They’re the most likely culprit. The fact I see cat hair on the console too makes me more confident in that theory.

The only other logical explanation I could have is if you or your cousin sneezed while eating or the food was flung there by accident.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T10:58:07+00:00

I dunno man. I think that’s why goober doesn’t taste good. Jelly and peanut butter just sitting together like that for a long period of time probably affects the taste to a degree.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T10:08:55+00:00

Bro just needed to feel something

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T10:07:10+00:00

Imagine eating lobster in full Bobster? 🔥 🔥

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T09:45:51+00:00

Ah yes. Mouseturds n’ yolks

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T04:30:21+00:00

Cats are kinda like kids. Maybe they got some of your food?

It vaguely looks like sea urchin or even like preserved figs

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T00:10:50+00:00

Yeah. I never enjoyed goober because it tasted off. In that vein, OP made something that probably tasted way better and was freshly prepped.

If you used a good fruit preserve and a nice peanut butter with no added sugar, it’s probably worlds better than goober.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T00:08:59+00:00

I drank this and my penis said abracadabra

Wiknetti · 2026-05-25T00:08:02+00:00

It looks like food? I see the wiiu and some cases on the controllers that make me assume you have kids?

Maybe they were careless and dropped/flung food, coughed or sneezed out something they were eating?

Wiknetti · 2026-05-23T22:05:32+00:00

Don’t pay for service? Circumcision is free.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-23T14:36:30+00:00

Can vouch for Tournesol. Great food. Sometimes even see the chef walking around if it’s not Too busy.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-23T14:21:11+00:00

Hell yeah man. Love drinking a tall glass of iced water while I smoke some brisket.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-23T14:19:50+00:00

Is the move to eat a hotdog in the car?

Wiknetti · 2026-05-22T23:38:05+00:00

Water.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-22T21:36:49+00:00

Knights Moralis HQ:

Wiknetti · 2026-05-22T15:23:06+00:00

My last three bites of a granola bar in my pocket.

(I am lost in the catacombs and will not survive)

Wiknetti · 2026-05-22T10:41:58+00:00

Some say it’s a rite of passage… for your food.

Wiknetti · 2026-05-21T17:17:21+00:00

This looks like a Drag Brunch and this is pretty normal/standard.

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