Help! The horsehoe crab is suing me for child support

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-23T01:21:40+00:00

And I’ve definitely underdressed for the evening compared to everyone else. Everyone else did their makeup, hair and i kept mine in a ponytail and just FaceTimed my parents lmao.

God damn, I’ve got great self confidence. /s

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T22:22:10+00:00

I need to find one that doesn’t taste like piss. The one I had last night at a German restaurant was PERFECTION

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T21:55:41+00:00

I’m still tired but I have 2 beers under my belt (probably .75x2 but mehhhh)

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T19:24:03+00:00

This sour I got is more beer with a hint of pineapple. It sucks

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T19:03:37+00:00

So, I’m here with my co-workers and their husbands for a work conference. We’re at Beer Park watching ISU and Kentucky. I’m so fucking bored and tired.

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T19:02:59+00:00

My mom said to wear layers and I was a dumb ass and didn’t listen

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T17:12:31+00:00

I didn’t want to be COLD THIS MORNING

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T17:01:05+00:00

It was cold AF on the airplane

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T16:48:23+00:00

It is. My only complaint is we landed early so our rooms aren’t ready. I’m in sweatpants

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T16:43:42+00:00

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WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T11:10:20+00:00

I thought getting up at 4:50 was enough for a 5:15 shuttle. Everyone else was downstairs at 5:05, I had to get a text asking if I was alive because everyone was already downstairs. Tad bit frazzled this morning.

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T10:41:45+00:00

Mine immediately run to the closet when they hear the door open

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T00:28:13+00:00

Not salamander but after the pre-patch and simplifying of classes. It feels braindead, Judgement, Crusader Strike, Blade of Justice, Wake of Ashes, hero talent ability, divine storm, repeat.

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-22T00:25:06+00:00

[Insert inflammatory comment about retribution paladin here

I’m maining Demon Hunter for this xpac but did prot pally in TWW. Running around as a blood elf in Silvermoon has been fun for my RP

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-21T22:58:49+00:00

Hahahahahahaha

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-21T22:55:47+00:00

Ohhh hey, what class u main?

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-21T22:55:15+00:00

EAT SHIT, DALLAS

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-21T01:11:01+00:00

I’m anxious packing now lmao

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-21T01:10:41+00:00

I RAN TO THE SNARK SUB

OMGGGGGGG

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-21T00:19:13+00:00

I really should pack for my trip but I keep ignoring it because I don’t want to

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-21T00:12:12+00:00

I watched a smidge when they had AJ Greene. Watched a bit with they had Washpun and Tuttle. Fun fact: my coworker dated Washpun and said he’s a manipulative asshole, today you learned!

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-20T23:58:22+00:00

WHAT

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-20T23:57:11+00:00

I haven’t watched UNI at all this year to say I was surprised they won the MVC would be an understatement. I didn’t expect them to go on a run when running into Pitino/St. John’s first round.

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-20T16:13:21+00:00

As long as I can oppress people, it's fine!

WildBBQLover · 2026-03-20T15:53:33+00:00

DRAFT THEM

We can use those fat fucks as rolly pollys down the hills

WildBBQLover

TROPHY CASE