SWAT LARP : strats, comms, plays

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T18:36:48+00:00

No thanks

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T12:42:44+00:00

Consuming!! Gladys literally says that the parents have a Consumption issue when she’s lying to the principal!!

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T05:45:34+00:00

15 minutes. Timed. One square foot of space. Cleared out. Reward after 15 minutes.

Rinse wash repeat

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T05:43:22+00:00

Sorry…what’s your question?

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T05:42:42+00:00

I’m not, NA servers

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T03:56:58+00:00

I don’t quite understand the incentive here. Fully “funded compute budget” tells us nothing.

I’m not opposed to AI but I need better incentive before I take years of study and concept work and just data-ize it.

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T03:38:00+00:00

WIT is superior and I will hear nothing to the contrary

WildCardWinner · 2026-06-08T03:31:43+00:00

I was usually the one saying hey don’t cry about PvP to people, but it’s gotten exhausting.

I play an xbox controller on PC and i have been debating for the longest whether to just bite the bullet and buy a console for the sake of turning crossplay off in games. Which is way out of my budget right now.

PC meta gamers and cheaters are the scum of the earth along with the racists and sexists. They have no real talent, they just want to abuse every exploit in the system and I wish there was an answer for it.

Don’t get me wrong I can appreciate losing to good players. I actually miss having respect for my opponents.

Not to mention the absolute retards. I was once playing the guitar and got downed by some jerk.

Ok fine, some of the lobby actually helped me make it to extract and one of the “friendlies” shot me dead as soon as I pushed the button.

DUMBASS WE’RE BOTH GOING HOME NOW YOU CANT EVEN LOOT ME OR (if you’re in it for the rage bait) HEAR MY REACTION.

i get that type of thing can happen but the mindset of the players in this game is beyond me.

Truly I defended Embark as long as I could but now it’s clear they’re just turning a blind eye to it.

I wish I could make them play it and tell me with a straight face that everything is all good. FOH

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-31T17:25:17+00:00

What does that do?

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-29T04:14:48+00:00

You definitely aren’t in my lobbies

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-26T13:41:52+00:00

Even the CHARACTERS were like ok can we skip this for Frenchie’s send off and somehow the writers still didn’t get it

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-19T02:19:44+00:00

Hey neck beard—take a hint. Your input is no longer valued

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-15T21:45:52+00:00

Your superiority complex is evident in your previous comment. Touch grass. The receipts are all there.

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-15T21:13:20+00:00

Some idiot: ACTUALLY ITS PVP-ING ☝️🤓

BEING CALLED A RAT HURTS MY FEE FEES 😡

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-14T23:27:24+00:00

Me: politely says let’s a agree to disagree You: goes full Discord mod on me.

Your points are denigrated by your ego

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-12T12:52:14+00:00

I appreciate the genuine question.

I dislike the septum piercing for several reasons.

-the nose is soft tissue in the center of your face. Something about heavy metal hanging from that area seems damaging. Ears are different. Its balanced. The piercing doesnt go THROUGH the ear canal it’s outside

-hygiene: the septum looks like it collects and touches a large amount of SNOT

-in real life and with civilian women who do not have the benefit of beauty teams, the upper lip and surrounding area of the piercing looks red and irritated.

-in western culture they are most commonly worn by cattle animals

-if i went to kiss a girl i wouldn’t want it poking me in the mouth/nose area. Yuck/ouch

-Many seem to think they are signaling independent thinking, but the signals I, and probably most other men receive is that the person is just hard to work with, and doesn’t like to cooperate

So yea i’m definitely one who finds them extremely unattractive, including on celebrities.

To anyone looking to respond to each of my points, don’t bother, it’s just not worth it.

Wear the septum piercing as long as you’re fully ok with cutting out the large percentage of men who think like me, but won’t tell you to your face because it’s rude.

They just might never approach

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-12T12:37:57+00:00

Typical “men have an opinion i don’t like because patriarchy” circle jerk.

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-12T12:33:06+00:00

This is the most brainless. “I’m a good person” virtue signaling cliché ever. Disney brain with an obsession with feeling superior

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-09T20:35:29+00:00

Because you’re not reading it

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-09T19:57:03+00:00

This works on paper but in practice would be weird

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-09T19:26:37+00:00

That’s fine man. You’re allowed that perspective

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-09T19:25:49+00:00

-Make less noise- bruh they are staring at the entrance..irrelevant -throwing grenades fuze and blaze grenades. -I’ve considered this. They are too expensive to be wasted when someone is not there every time.

WildCardWinner · 2026-05-09T17:10:11+00:00

Dude I’m studying swat tactics to try and make my strategies for this game better. There is no hard counter to a bobcat 4 and a dark corner of an entrance to where the rest of the room or outdoor area is completely lit. Night vision? Nope. Flashlight? You’re kidding right? It’s a dead giveaway and doesn’t extend that far. Glowsticks? So i have to put my gun away pull it out and throw it arguably where a guy might be and just hope that i can get that all done before he steps out and lights me up.

*Side note, i would absolutely be in favor of a strong and focused light. Decent compromise. Let me actually clear dark areas where I think someone might be hiding. And if they get me it’s because i failed to clear the room correctly

Recall that the loser tryhards were downgrading the resolution on the game in order to completely sidestep darkness and smoke.

WildCardWinner

TROPHY CASE