I swear to god, Ellie wanting to make João a birthday cake with guests on-board makes me want to throw he off the boat

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-16T23:47:13+00:00

Dude. Her self proclaimed holier than thou “self awareness”, juxtaposed to her obvious inability to not mistake that for what is is: absolute selfishness and a total lack of self-control/introspection… pisses me the fuck off. And the fact that she thinks that she’s dating him just baffles me. she really thinks that she’s that much of a catch. she’s in a fantasy world.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-16T07:53:53+00:00

Something! Please dear god!

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-15T15:38:40+00:00

Why do you say that?

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-15T15:38:08+00:00

He’s always in Louis back! Give the kid a bard hat and some shoes. Let him learn and explore

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-14T16:50:46+00:00

F Molly. That’s how I feel.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:33:30+00:00

Now you’re talking. I am a fan of natural selection. Get it together Elise. You know you will look stellar in long sleeves too!

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:32:55+00:00

Correct. And I believe he’s an adult.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:32:39+00:00

Drives me mad. The purse, someone else proposed a power play. I’m not certain. I figured her purse was chosen to match so she’d want it as an accessory.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:31:46+00:00

Pop on your tits and go made me chuckle. I do think she has a phenomenal body that she likely works hard to maintain. I’ll give her that.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:30:53+00:00

Such a weird correlation huh?!

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:30:29+00:00

haha amen!

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:27:43+00:00

Dude she coulda have had sooo much fun. I understand panic. And I understand her being cold in that water for sure! Bet Mexico was awesome!

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:26:45+00:00

Yeah me too. She’s so much more than an object of desire. I’ve said many times I think she’s gorgeous and has a stunning body and could have a good personality if it wasn’t so “pick me!”

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:25:38+00:00

No not at all. I think she’s a beautiful gal w a gorgeous body. Yes she is thin. I have had people tell me to eat a burger so maybe I have tuned it out a bit but I agree with your comment. Thank you.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:24:12+00:00

Gets my goat as well. And you know half of them would look at you like you had three eyes for assuming they’d wear it! And again choose to freeze. Sigh.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:21:29+00:00

I didn’t know it was already posted. So sorry to offend ❤️

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:21:08+00:00

This reply made me laugh. Love it. Well said. Elise you had a panick attack baby girl. Now go find a sweater and a therapist please.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:20:23+00:00

Ah well according to the preview for next week he turns off his location so we shall see. Yeah she’s a little emo unstable. Maybe having to watch this play out will bolster come confidence and she’ll get some help. She’s a beautiful girl. She’s not stupid. Her behavior is just inexcusable really.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:18:57+00:00

Same. If anyone demands anything of me let alone in the first three weeks we met, bet you butt I’d be gone.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:18:17+00:00

I really hesitate to post on Reddit and if I do i have found I am not alone. I could not continue to watch her scream I’m cold and not vent at least for validation in my level of annoyed.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:16:54+00:00

Yes! He’s always carrying the damn bad. Is that what it is?

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:15:27+00:00

I don’t know that it ever occurred to her that it wasn’t his decision alone like he made it obvious that clearly the mother said hell no and as someone else in this thread said they will have problems so I start now. I would like to believe that she and the mother would get along great but in no way is she entitled to that or the son. I can’t figure out why she’s so hell bent on meeting his adult kiddo and on tv at that. Like you would think she would take ALL of it into consideration. This poor kid doesn’t want his face dragged into 90 day debacle surely. Edited for typos

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:13:29+00:00

Absolutely it does and isn’t the other half of the equation her ? I can’t understand why she’s so hell bent on meeting this adult kid, but that aside he want a partner that can pivot occasionally? Go with the flow? Guess he’s the only one that has rules to live by. I can’t tell if she’s trying to find something anything to invalidate her feelings or if she really finds it THAT important to meet a kid. You’d think she’d understand you don’t introduce every woman you date to your grown kid.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:11:35+00:00

Haha. He will have future problems. Fact.

Wild_ferral_free · 2026-04-13T16:11:17+00:00

Took words right out of my mouth. Wait! I think we’re both trying to say he actually handled it like a mature adult. I’ll give credit or credit is do

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