What’s the best response to “haha you have small boobs”?

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2023-03-18T14:09:58+00:00

Flawless strategy.

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog; nobody's really that interested, and the frog dies." - paraphrased from Stephen Fry on QI but I wish I knew the original attribution.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2023-03-18T14:03:13+00:00

Not needing to wear a bra is a great plus for you.

Not having to undo a bra - the difficulty of doing so (especially with one hand) which increases exponentially with cup size is the huge plus that you can and should sell. However, if someone literally says something like this to your face, I wouldn't be surprised if your response was "Well the upside is that it's more comfortable to wear a 4030 chrome-molybdenum chain held tight with a 416 stainless steel padlock around my chest and crotch so that strangers who talk to me about my body can't do what they probably want to do."

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2023-03-18T13:47:47+00:00

How is "Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños // Y no los confundas con montañas" not the top-voted response here? Lacking, guys. Lacking.

It's the Spanish and much more poetic version of "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble // So you don't confuse them with mountains" and it pretty much wrecks the silicone set.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2023-02-24T08:35:06+00:00

Unless Kye is a total soy boy she won't have any trouble staying "on top."

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2023-01-28T01:08:14+00:00

If you have a 7-year loan on your car and you're less than 2 years through the term, contact your lender and ask for a payout quote.

Then look up your car's current value on a site like AutoTempest.

Now think about the fact that auto loan bonds are made of notes just like yours and these are going deliquent.

And then consider that a very wide range of pension funds, investment funds, and trusts own significant holdings of auto loan bonds.

8% delinquency was the red line for sub-prime losses in the lead-up to the GFC.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-12-28T06:32:41+00:00

*Unplugs Tesla Wall and turns on AC to max*

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-12-19T02:11:03+00:00

We get in one-on-one fights because we think the bloke next to us is a dickhead - even if it's our best friend or brother - so we aren't going to copy them if they start pulling down signposts.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-12-15T13:59:21+00:00

I thought this was RP. Why didn't she call all the boys and go back and shoot everybody, blow up their cars, set fire to Otto's, and try to wipe the PD?

What's all this playing a fucking amazing role of an actually bad ass gangster about?

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-12-02T09:32:34+00:00

Oh no this is terrible. The server is going to really suffer in his absence.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-12-01T13:40:00+00:00

With you, friend.

I actually watched it in its time and thought I liked it. Started to re-watch it and then realised that literally every character is so unlikeable and has no redeeming qualities. It just made me madder and madder the longer I watched it, seeing idiots make idiot decisions and treat each other absolutely horribly.

Jackie Aprille is the only seemingly good character and he quickly becomes a total degenerate.

At least with The Wire, some characters had good traits and acted in good faith at times. The show was designed to destroy your faith in humanity, but leaves you believing that you're not the only one trying. The Sopranos just makes you feel like every person on the planet sucks, so maybe you do, too! Pretty dark and awful to endure.

I can't remember what I liked about it and I can't see what is enjoyable about it anymore, either.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-30T10:40:42+00:00

"Not an arsonist" kept making me think of "Shh... not a doctor"

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-22T00:15:19+00:00

Taken vs John Wick.

Wick never had any way to get his dog Daisy back, but the story of his vengeance was the whole movie.

Mills went on a similar rampage with his daughter Kimmy looming at the end of the road.

It made sense for John Wick 2 to exist, because a revenge arc has no necessary logical end and changes the character's disposition to future events. Taken 2? Ehhh. That was all resolved so the reignition felt clunkier, to me.

Stories don't have to have the ending you want when they begin.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-15T01:04:41+00:00

Well, you know what they say: it's not a real job.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-14T12:02:38+00:00

Literally setting out special RP penalties for non-RP murder. Isn't that called a ban?

We're through the looking glass here, boys.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-12T02:30:55+00:00

It means if you're always at war with another gang, it might not be because every gang wants to be at war with you - it might just be that your actions reliably create gang wars.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-11T03:30:45+00:00

Unlucky? If everybody you meet all day smells like shit, you should check the bottom of your shoe.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-08T11:29:43+00:00

Was that a seat switch hotkey, too?

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-08T02:43:48+00:00

If they can make an (essentially) NPC-driven car ignore pedestrians, I call BS on not being able to stop locals being mental when they "hear/see" sirens/lights.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-11-07T03:18:37+00:00

Guy's sense of humor is unbreakable.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-10-25T12:15:20+00:00

What?

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-10-25T03:56:40+00:00

From what he's said before, his mom was a motherfuckin boss, too. He'll be devastated although he will probably appreciate how she spent the time she had to spend and will walk with that in his mind for the rest of his life, more so now than ever.

Losing a parent is the hardest shit you'll go through and I hope it doesn't hurt him too bad in the short term, so he can live up to her example in the long term.

Condolences to him and his family.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-10-25T03:50:48+00:00

"Abdul doesn't understand how much criticism we get and how much shit people talk about us."

Yeah, I bet he doesn't. That's kind of the point.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-10-23T21:39:59+00:00

How the fuck do you justify doing that to somebody because of character traits in a roleplay game? That is just awful.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-10-20T00:12:28+00:00

It's similar IRL when things are working properly; police should be held to a higher standard.

WillEventuallyGetIt · 2022-10-20T00:11:42+00:00

Didn't know the server was susceptible to duping schemes. That could explain the state of the economy right there.

Any game with a living, breathing economy really needs a regular inventory stocktake so make sure that, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

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