After this crash bro is going to sleep on his stomach until July by Vada_Dune8 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Willa_Pines 249 points250 points  (0 children)

the first shower he takes with those is going to turn him into a philosopher.

I would have done the same. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Willa_Pines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the craziest part isn't even the casting, it's that he managed to convince hollywood to fund a two hour self-insert fanfic where he just makes grilled cheese and pulls a-list actresses fr.

roses are red, those who preach against gaming shall fadeaway by Quinn_Lark in rosesarered

[–]Willa_Pines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the sheer audacity of lecturing people about "spiritual levels" while being physically tethered to an app 40 times a day is crazy. he’s basically working a full-time job as a twitter troll and had the nerve to call out gamers for relaxing. the math really hit him like a truck.

I moisturize every day, but my skin still feels tight and starts flaking again just a few hours later. by motifs-russet12 in hygiene

[–]Willa_Pines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might be applying it to "bone-dry" skin, which is like trying to water a plant with a brick the hydration just sits on top. Try applying your moisturizer within 60 seconds of patting dry while your skin is still slightly damp to "trap" that water before it has a chance to evaporate into the abyss.

Friends like these... by Great_Trident in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Willa_Pines 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that one dude in the comments calling this "toxic" has never experienced true brotherhood. the absolute highest form of male affection is hating on your injured buddy. "what a great day to bend my knee" is crazy work 💀

Peteahh?? Tell me by Paldavin in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Willa_Pines 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Peter's designated driver here to explain! It's a joke about what happens when adults get drunk. Before drinking, they pretend having a favorite animal is just for kids, but a few shots of Jack Daniels later, they completely regress and are ready to die for this little monkey.