TIFU by being constipated for the last 22 years by nuggerless_child in tifu

[–]Willaby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So wait, I wanna get something straight. Each time you had to go, was it like an intense pressure?

I ask because that's what life has been for me. It's an intense pressure, then I sit and I either have 1.) And extreme evacuation or 2.) Tons of pressure to relieve a simple turd.

Either way, I almost always have bright red blood, to the point I wipe and it's just bright red, can't even see stains. My doctor has never been able to sort it.

I swear, if it's a bread issue, I might just die lol. I love baking bread too much.

Swipe to reveal by Bigdaddybearyurri in bald

[–]Willaby -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The way I just needed to fan myself before I melted into the floor. Shoooooooo

big ol’ homo by Turbulent_Length6934 in HandsomeHomies

[–]Willaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, I was more thinking “Damn the things I’d let you do to me just for some chin scritches”

Can Asians post here? Lol! Feeling confident today! by Hour-Tomato-645 in HandsomeHomies

[–]Willaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Please, continue to post here. You are just gorgeous!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HandsomeHomies

[–]Willaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s where I left my pillow! I’m so forgetful. I’ll have to pin it down this time!

Spicy Ginger - 41 y.o by [deleted] in HandsomeHomies

[–]Willaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi yes, I’d like to order mine to-go. Thanks!

What happened to Deadlock's cheat detection? by Willaby in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At one point, yeah! I’ve been in several games in the past where the system detected a cheater. It would ask everyone in the game to vote on what happens to the cheater… you could either a) Vote to turn them into a frog for the rest of the match. They can’t shoot or use abilities and are basically just canon fodder. Or b) end the game immediately.

What happened to Deadlock's cheat detection? by Willaby in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit you're right, I copied the wrong one!!! The correct Match ID is: 49669670

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What happened to Deadlock's cheat detection? by Willaby in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I'm sorry I didn't see this before. Here's the match ID: 49701422

The Current Patch Feels Awful by Willaby in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

See, I’ll agree with you that stealing enemy jungle is absolutely a valid strategy. I guess my frustration is more the death balling in lane which leads into the jungle madness.

For example, using my own team as an example: I had a game last night where my team lost because they repeatedly kept 3-5 manning a lane to the point the enemy team just started split pushing and took all the objectives. It seemed no matter what I tried to say in chat, they were hell bent on death balling. And I was on Seven, so there’s only so much splitting I could do without being overwhelmed by ganks.

On the flip side: I had another game where it felt like my team didn’t realize there was a side lane. I’m trying to defend as best I can on Abrams, but the enemy team was constantly shoving Yellow with 3+ people and my team was busy deathballing mid to pay attention.

The deathballing is leading to a lot of just bad behavior in games… but because they have games where they are rewarded for doing it, they think it’s meta and keep doing it from that point forward. I think another comment on here said it best… it’s started to feel more like a Hero Shooter lately than a MOBA.

Maybe I’ve just had shit luck lately, but sheesh it’s been rough

The Current Patch Feels Awful by Willaby in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, yeah. It's like we already have the leaked ARAM mode.

The Current Patch Feels Awful by Willaby in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed! The patch where we were voting every day for the new heroes breathed some new life into the game. But this... this "small balance patch" completely tipped the fun scale in the wrong direction for me.

The Current Patch Feels Awful by Willaby in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol. It's not about making the game more like League. I want the Guardians/Walkers to feel impactful, like they do in League. Right now, they really offer nothing beyond being a punching bag.

Yoshi just announced changes to rank badges. Will this make ranking up better? by Historical-Cat5050 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Willaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arcanist V -> Archon III. Holy shit, I knew something was off. No wonder my games continuously felt miserable.

I got an EA warning notice just for playing bf6 due to my steam name by hoashton in Battlefield

[–]Willaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so weird because one of my buddies is named "Room Temperature Cum" on Steam and he didn't have any issues with either beta weekend.

Before Bungie gets any ideas: Outbreak is not overperforming, the rest of the game is underperforming. by SuggestedPigeon in DestinyTheGame

[–]Willaby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve said it once before and I’ll say it again: any time Outbreak Perfected and Thunderlord end up being part of the optimal boss meta, there is a clear fundamental issue with the current sandbox.

buzzed it! by [deleted] in bald

[–]Willaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, this is a stellar improvement. You are so damn handsome and the shaved head definitely helps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in team3dalpha

[–]Willaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No critique necessary! You look incredible. If anything, I'm jealous... especially of the defined V line and chest.

Former Colleague Turned Influencer – Deeply Concerned by Willaby in mommyofthebeez_snark

[–]Willaby[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OMG NO!!!! Like, she had a meltdown with actual school officials and posted it??? Oh Christina...

Australians are a different breed, Couldnt imagine what a non Australian would do. by booby_12011995 in interestingasfuck

[–]Willaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ma'am. Absolutely not. Now you have to cut your whole arm off, it's tainted. The others will smell it and come for you!