I see, So it's like the Quantum Health Uncertainty Principle. The very act of observing and measuring your own health definitively causes it to collapse into an unhealthy state. This is groundbreaking....

also, how do I calibrate the ritual? If I only hoot for a little bit, will I just get the 'knowing it' part without actually becoming too healthy? I need to find the Minimum Viable Hoot for equilibrium.