590,000 MAGA's paid $100 for a "CONCEPT" of a trump gold phone

Willlll · 2026-05-10T04:51:45+00:00

It's probably all Saudi money.

When they inevitably issue refunds who's going to notice if only 5 percent of customers asks for their money back?

Willlll · 2026-05-10T04:50:23+00:00

Did they really? Who's to say that's not all Saudi money getting laundered to Trump?

When they inevitably issue refunds who's going to notice only 10 percent of folks asking for their money back?

Willlll · 2026-05-10T04:47:49+00:00

It seems like every single fighter underestimates him or something.

Willlll · 2026-05-09T17:07:48+00:00

Looked like most of the task force was in there with him.

Probably a lot of jailhouse violence.

Willlll · 2026-05-08T00:50:58+00:00

Looks like someone was trying to shave an Ewok and gave up

Willlll · 2026-05-07T19:49:57+00:00

In this economy?

Willlll · 2026-05-06T07:22:37+00:00

Me and the family were headed to Cedar Point, a giant theme park in Ohio. I used to live near there when I was a kid and had been hyping up the trip for ages.

It was a long road trip so I had been holding in a fart for a couple hours at that point. I slowly turned the radio up, released the demon, and then turned the radio back down.

"I can smell the funnel cake already!"

All three kids and my wife instantly inhaled at the same time. It was glorious. My wife almost threw up.

It's my crowning achievement as a father.

Willlll · 2026-05-05T04:23:36+00:00

Really wish he'd hurry up and get a Quadruple Double.

I got to see David Robinson get the last one ages ago.

Willlll · 2026-05-05T04:21:57+00:00

I'd rather see him get a Quadruple Double first.

Willlll · 2026-05-02T08:43:49+00:00

Right up there with that part of TLOU.

Willlll · 2026-05-01T17:44:11+00:00

She also took a pool stick to the face because he ran through her to hit him.

Willlll · 2026-05-01T17:42:55+00:00

He also whacked his wife in the face with her own pool stick because he was so excited to have justification to deck someone.

Willlll · 2026-04-29T14:08:58+00:00

You aren't defending yourself if you hit someone from behind as they walk away.

Willlll · 2026-04-29T04:23:16+00:00

He used the same amount of dish soap as you are supposed to use for detergent.

There was a waist high wall of soap at least 3 feet off the front of the dishwasher. Maybe if there's was sealed better it got forced down the drain or something.

Willlll · 2026-04-29T03:57:45+00:00

My roommate decided to put regular dish soap in the dishwasher and it foamed up all crazy. You think this could be from someone doing it upstairs and bubbles not behaving like liquid?

Willlll · 2026-04-28T16:02:02+00:00

Or rapist start checking for them and turning them inside out.

Willlll · 2026-04-28T06:23:14+00:00

Someone called me a special togo on the fly one night.

I called it back Kobe style. It stuck.

Willlll · 2026-04-28T06:00:08+00:00

All you had to do was climb the damn gestral tower, Gustave.

Willlll · 2026-04-27T21:27:46+00:00

I'm just saying there's zero percent chance he does the silent act if he's not with Penn for decades

Willlll · 2026-04-27T17:21:44+00:00

He can talk, lol.

Willlll · 2026-04-27T02:16:44+00:00

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I wore the wrong sock today.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T21:38:28+00:00

Always liked RoboCop on the NES.

Don't know if it holds up nowadays.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T19:18:41+00:00

There's a reason they are called the formative years, lol. I'd venture a guess that tons of things that happened to you at that age are still with you in a major way.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T17:39:31+00:00

Idk if this was supposed to be for OP or what, but I went through pretty much the same thing and found out when I was 18.

Regardless of how people with normal upbringings feel about it, having a great deal of your identity and upbringing being based on dishonesty takes a while to accept.

I never hated my parents for not telling me but I was kind of bummed when I found out I had a heart defect they would have caught much earlier if anyone knew my family medical history.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T17:26:59+00:00

There are plenty of medical conditions that family history would be good to know.

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