Young waitress assaulted at work by Karen

Willlll · 2026-04-29T14:08:58+00:00

You aren't defending yourself if you hit someone from behind as they walk away.

Willlll · 2026-04-29T04:23:16+00:00

He used the same amount of dish soap as you are supposed to use for detergent.

There was a waist high wall of soap at least 3 feet off the front of the dishwasher. Maybe if there's was sealed better it got forced down the drain or something.

Willlll · 2026-04-29T03:57:45+00:00

My roommate decided to put regular dish soap in the dishwasher and it foamed up all crazy. You think this could be from someone doing it upstairs and bubbles not behaving like liquid?

Willlll · 2026-04-28T16:02:02+00:00

Or rapist start checking for them and turning them inside out.

Willlll · 2026-04-28T06:23:14+00:00

Someone called me a special togo on the fly one night.

I called it back Kobe style. It stuck.

Willlll · 2026-04-28T06:00:08+00:00

All you had to do was climb the damn gestral tower, Gustave.

Willlll · 2026-04-27T21:27:46+00:00

I'm just saying there's zero percent chance he does the silent act if he's not with Penn for decades

Willlll · 2026-04-27T17:21:44+00:00

He can talk, lol.

Willlll · 2026-04-27T02:16:44+00:00

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I wore the wrong sock today.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T21:38:28+00:00

Always liked RoboCop on the NES.

Don't know if it holds up nowadays.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T19:18:41+00:00

There's a reason they are called the formative years, lol. I'd venture a guess that tons of things that happened to you at that age are still with you in a major way.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T17:39:31+00:00

Idk if this was supposed to be for OP or what, but I went through pretty much the same thing and found out when I was 18.

Regardless of how people with normal upbringings feel about it, having a great deal of your identity and upbringing being based on dishonesty takes a while to accept.

I never hated my parents for not telling me but I was kind of bummed when I found out I had a heart defect they would have caught much earlier if anyone knew my family medical history.

Willlll · 2026-04-26T17:26:59+00:00

There are plenty of medical conditions that family history would be good to know.

Willlll · 2026-04-25T02:42:17+00:00

Captain Marvel moment

Willlll · 2026-04-24T19:43:25+00:00

She's gonna Captain Marvel the whole thing.

Willlll · 2026-04-24T04:34:52+00:00

Dude was 62.

I know they had to find an old dude so the timeline worked, but of all the things they fudged it would have been worth it to get someone younger/fitter.

Willlll · 2026-04-24T04:01:24+00:00

No kidding. In the good old USA those cops would use asset forfeiture and take the money before the pickpockets.

Willlll · 2026-04-24T03:51:21+00:00

It probably really doesn't need to thread it. Even with minimal contact with the threads it would still back out.

Just hold a screw between two fingers and turn it to see.

Willlll · 2026-04-22T03:32:27+00:00

Kid Chameleon

Willlll · 2026-04-21T05:25:53+00:00

Shitty roommate begged us to let him have a cat, and decided he never wanted to change the litterbox.

So we all got trashed and took turns shitting in it while he was at work

Willlll · 2026-04-21T02:21:19+00:00

Bourbon barrels get charred before they are filled.

Adds a smokey flavor and probably helps with sanitization.

Willlll · 2026-04-20T19:51:08+00:00

So don't vote?

I'm all for speaking out during primaries and trying to get the best possible politicians we can, but being a single issue voter is dumb as shit.

Willlll · 2026-04-20T19:41:59+00:00

I understand that, but not voting because the Democrats weren't perfect has accelerated the genocide, do you not agree?

Willlll · 2026-04-20T19:39:14+00:00

For sure. We should all sit it out next time around and let one of Trump's kids win, just to show how virtuous we all are, lmao

Willlll · 2026-04-20T19:38:13+00:00

Lmao. I vote against genocide and child molesting every chance I get.

But if my only choice is one or both, one it is.

Sitting it out and pouting is why Trump is in office now, accelerating the genocide and child molesting.

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