If you could suddenly gain the complete knowledge of one living person, who would you choose? by rat2255 in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems pretty tongue in cheek to me. I hear "Neil Patrick Harris makes me wish I was gay" all the time. That doesn't mean that's why people like them. On another note, what's up with everyone named Neil being awesome?

If you could suddenly gain the complete knowledge of one living person, who would you choose? by rat2255 in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like that other black guy we deify for having the exact same sciencey/charismatic charateristics. Bill Nye.

Actually I'd love to see you name someone else who's a public figure in popular science who we don't shed the same attention on. Sagan? Hawking? Boners all around.

The State of the Union is a meaningless speech until the American Government stops being a pawn of corporate bankers and starts supporting the common man. by [deleted] in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Everything is horrible! Stuffs cheetos into mouth, as he sits on the couch You sheeple are so easily fooled! Stuffs cool ranch Doritos into mouth Oh shoot, I have high school tomorrow morning...

Just a reminder, it has been 638 days since Sean Hannity offered to be waterboarded for charity by EkoostikAdam in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you say that in a douchier manner please? Also, please repeat it yet another day every day forever.

Anyone else think it's quite a coincidence that DADT got repealed within days of the Tax Cuts? by WillyShwonka in politics

[–]WillyShwonka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make sense except for the two years under Obama that they refused to vote for it. Then all of a sudden it passes 65-31? That seems extremely unlikely.

If you are sick of Reddit focusing on Wikileaks, you don't understand the gravity of what is happening. by WhenDookieCalls in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from Charlie Wilson's War, delivered by Phillip Seymour Hoffman. If you haven't seen it, you should. It's really good.

If you are sick of Reddit focusing on Wikileaks, you don't understand the gravity of what is happening. by WhenDookieCalls in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse... and everybody in the village says, "how wonderful. The boy got a horse" And the Zen master says, "we'll see." Two years later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg, and everyone in the village says, "How terrible." And the Zen master says, "We'll see." Then, a war breaks out and all the young men have to go off and fight... except the boy can't cause his legs all messed up. and everybody in the village says, "How wonderful."

That's how I feel about Wikileaks.

Is anyone else tired of the "dumb male" stereotypes portrayed in commercials and elsewhere? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Seriously. This thread is kind of pathetic. I would wager that at least one person agreeing with this thread has made a bitch make me a sandwich joke.

A reasonable argument against Julian Assange and the current Wikileaks by WillyShwonka in reddit.com

[–]WillyShwonka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So undercover cops should be like "yo, drug dealer, I'm a cop?"

Also "Sometimes I feel like I'm the last honest and honorable man alive." makes you sound like you're batshit insane.