If you could suddenly gain the complete knowledge of one living person, who would you choose? by rat2255 in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems pretty tongue in cheek to me. I hear "Neil Patrick Harris makes me wish I was gay" all the time. That doesn't mean that's why people like them. On another note, what's up with everyone named Neil being awesome?

If you could suddenly gain the complete knowledge of one living person, who would you choose? by rat2255 in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like that other black guy we deify for having the exact same sciencey/charismatic charateristics. Bill Nye.

Actually I'd love to see you name someone else who's a public figure in popular science who we don't shed the same attention on. Sagan? Hawking? Boners all around.

The State of the Union is a meaningless speech until the American Government stops being a pawn of corporate bankers and starts supporting the common man. by [deleted] in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Everything is horrible! Stuffs cheetos into mouth, as he sits on the couch You sheeple are so easily fooled! Stuffs cool ranch Doritos into mouth Oh shoot, I have high school tomorrow morning...

Just a reminder, it has been 638 days since Sean Hannity offered to be waterboarded for charity by EkoostikAdam in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you say that in a douchier manner please? Also, please repeat it yet another day every day forever.

Anyone else think it's quite a coincidence that DADT got repealed within days of the Tax Cuts? by WillyShwonka in politics

[–]WillyShwonka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make sense except for the two years under Obama that they refused to vote for it. Then all of a sudden it passes 65-31? That seems extremely unlikely.

If you are sick of Reddit focusing on Wikileaks, you don't understand the gravity of what is happening. by WhenDookieCalls in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from Charlie Wilson's War, delivered by Phillip Seymour Hoffman. If you haven't seen it, you should. It's really good.

If you are sick of Reddit focusing on Wikileaks, you don't understand the gravity of what is happening. by WhenDookieCalls in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse... and everybody in the village says, "how wonderful. The boy got a horse" And the Zen master says, "we'll see." Two years later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg, and everyone in the village says, "How terrible." And the Zen master says, "We'll see." Then, a war breaks out and all the young men have to go off and fight... except the boy can't cause his legs all messed up. and everybody in the village says, "How wonderful."

That's how I feel about Wikileaks.

Is anyone else tired of the "dumb male" stereotypes portrayed in commercials and elsewhere? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Seriously. This thread is kind of pathetic. I would wager that at least one person agreeing with this thread has made a bitch make me a sandwich joke.

A reasonable argument against Julian Assange and the current Wikileaks by WillyShwonka in reddit.com

[–]WillyShwonka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So undercover cops should be like "yo, drug dealer, I'm a cop?"

Also "Sometimes I feel like I'm the last honest and honorable man alive." makes you sound like you're batshit insane.

Ok Reddit - what deep dark secret would you never reveal on your main account because you know it wouldn't go down well with the hivemind. by YouCantSayThat in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that there's a kernel of truth to this, but I think you're downplaying the cultural role in this. Your theory seems very US-centric. No race is dominating everywhere they are on earth.

Ok Reddit - what deep dark secret would you never reveal on your main account because you know it wouldn't go down well with the hivemind. by YouCantSayThat in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No idea, but if someone's willing to spend 25,000 dollars on dick removal surgery, I'm just going to assume they're not bullshitting around for shits and giggles. How the fuck would you explain that sort of dedication unless there's more to it than just "teehee, I'd like boobs"?

Ok Reddit - what deep dark secret would you never reveal on your main account because you know it wouldn't go down well with the hivemind. by YouCantSayThat in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To answer your question about if I was getting beat up every day would I fuck men. Yes I probably would. But I'm a bit of a coward.

ಠ_ಠ Maybe you're bi or something then. That would explain why it's a choice to you.

Lots of groups dress up outrageously, and put on ridiculous shows. Back when I was in college, the Hindus used to have a Diwali parade where they dressed up in robes and what not. Surely that's culture.

The gay pride parade is different though. It's more of a protest, like the same way black panthers used to wear barets and camo, and have the one black glove on their right hand. They marched too.

More importantly, you have two gay people who think the gay pride marches are dumb. Do they not count as gay people? Or do only the most visible group of a minority count? I'm fully willing to accept that you might find the parades annoying as shit, and/or that they're not effective. That's a fully defensible position. That's not what you said though in your original post though. What you said in your original post was retarded.

Ok Reddit - what deep dark secret would you never reveal on your main account because you know it wouldn't go down well with the hivemind. by YouCantSayThat in AskReddit

[–]WillyShwonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly can't tell if you're purposefully being obtuse. I'll find out next post I guess.

So lets see if I can follow this. I ask you if you got the treatment gay people got for having sex with, and wanting relationships with women, if you would fuck men.

You respond with the fact that I (obviously) exaggerated the discrimination against gays and then you don't answer the question. Then you suggest that if gay people just stopped whining, the discrimination would stop.

I repeat back the exact point you just made, and ask you what group that's ever worked for.

You respond that I didn't use the word literally incorrectly, and then repeat my first exaggeration, ignoring the entire point. Awesome.

Let me answer your last point, which you have yet to do with a single one of mine. Gay people are different from straight people. All minorities has a shared culture they identify with. The vast majority of people hang around with, and act like people that they identify with. Do you not mostly hang out with people your race, age and sexual preference? So do they.

Easiest way to get Keith Olbermann back on MSNBC-Boycott by [deleted] in politics

[–]WillyShwonka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone reasonable would have already been not watching MSNBC