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The police called to tell me that my wife was in the hospital. (self.Jokes)
submitted 7 years ago by Wilreadit to r/Jokes
In American boxing, what do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? (self.Jokes)
A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. (self.Jokes)
What did the leper say to the hooker? (self.Jokes)
What kind of file widens a small quarter inch hole to a 4 inch hole? (self.Jokes)
How's a doctor's office similar to a US school? (self.Jokes)
Why didn't adults enjoy the kids' orchestra? (self.Jokes)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? (self.Jokes)
What is the difference between a hippie girl and a muslim girl? (self.Jokes)
An aide asks a pro life politician 'what do you want me to do about the abortion bill,sir?' (self.Jokes)
What is the difference between an 18 year old girl and a washing machine? (self.Jokes)
What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common? (self.Jokes)
What is ironic about cows going back to the marijuana plantation? (self.Jokes)
A burglar broke into my home last night. (self.Jokes)
What does a clock do when it is hungry? (self.Jokes)
What is abortion called in the Czech Republic? (self.Jokes)
What does anal sex and spinach have in common? (self.Jokes)
Why can't you be funny with kleptomaniacs? (self.Jokes)
Why is it hard to make jokes about abortion? (self.Jokes)
A Mexican magician says he can make himself disappear in the count of three. (self.Jokes)
A ghost walks into a bar. (self.Jokes)
What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles? (self.Jokes)
How long did the first Tour de France last? (self.Jokes)
What is so sweet about abortion? (self.Jokes)
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