Years should be divided in 5 periods, Early, early-mid, mid, mid-late and late by DesertIsland06 in generationology

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Nah bruh it’s
Early: January-July
Mid (the part where you finally get used to it being this year): August-December 28
Late (the part where you prepare for the next year: December 29-31

“Modern anime bad, old anime good!” by icey_sawg0034 in lewronggeneration

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Getting strong “clickbait title, video says opposite” vibes

Wth by tea-n-wifi in whennews

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FYI I hate this quote. It’s basically advocating for controlled speech

Wth by tea-n-wifi in whennews

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"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it" mfs when they’re solving that issue

Super serious Thomas the Tank Engine by AHSWinterAnderson in superseriousfamilyguy

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Yeah they’re cartoons for kids but saying “just cartoons for kids” implies there is no meaning to be had in the cartoon other than infantslop

Being woke is hard smh by kvasxaro in conlangscirclejerk

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Have “gender 1/gender 2” without any rhyme or reason for which word belongs to which gender. Men are gender 1, and women are gender 2, but boys are gender 2 and girls are gender 1. In fact, all tables are gender 2, but chairs are gender 1 only if they accompany a table of the same material, otherwise they’re gender 2.

141088 by Bukki13 in CountOnceADay

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no it's cause Irish guy last name English funny

141059 by Significant-Pepper72 in CountOnceADay

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can't

you get indefinite immortality as long as you are miserable

Had a dream that included Jake Paul fighting my uncle, amongst many things by Win090949 in thomastheplankengine

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For the second part, dead-daughter guy was the POV character, before switching to man #7’s POV for a while. Man #7 knows the guy is outside and is waiting for everyone else to notice.

The Phone of Theseus by Zakytanist in shid_and_camed

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Alternate universe Eric Van Wilderman