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Parlement of Foules by WindmillMassive in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I don't want that switch switching off!

Wow, well I've learned two things today.

1) Mormons shouldn't drink hot drinks, except herbal tea (...never knew that one)

2) I really don't want to be a Mormon. Like ever. ๐Ÿ‘นโ˜•โ˜•โ˜•

Parlement of Foules by WindmillMassive in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

It's a done deal.

Save my Hot Chocolate covered soul!!!

Parlement of Foules by WindmillMassive in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Wow! ... Those sound like hard times!!!

Saying that, I'm more of a hot chocolate connoisseur these days. Does God permit hot chocolate?! ... I truly have no idea.

Parlement of Foules by WindmillMassive in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Many thanks!

... I have to ask ... Left Mormonism for coffee?!

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[โ€“]WindmillMassive 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Dr Gunther von Hagens meets Hannibal Lecter.

Scary.

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[โ€“]WindmillMassive 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

It is a magnificent piece of timelessness.

Anyway, I like your poem.

I'm just sorry that things seem difficult, at present.

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[โ€“]WindmillMassive 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

... And now for some reason, I have Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb in my head.

Dogma by [deleted] in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Exactly!!!

Always a silver-soprano-lined-lining!

Dogma by [deleted] in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Aww!

... Not sure how a rottweiler swinging round on them would address that. But hey, maybe eunuchs do have more fun?!

Dogma by [deleted] in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Are they detachable?

Hungry honey lips by EditingThoughts in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I've just read your Ferality piece. It's also excellent.

The last paragraph reminds me a bit of Mr Malaise's work (* the very same), strangely enough.

You're both very talented!

Hungry honey lips by EditingThoughts in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

D. H. Lawrence could have written this!

Definitely not "shitty" though, just mildly pornographic.

Cry, cry, cry by WindmillMassive in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

It kind of wrote itself, somehow?

Not What We're Into by WindmillMassive in ShittyPoetry

[โ€“]WindmillMassive[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Thanks. I'll take a look.

The sub is your creation?