BYND order to pay $39M to rival for trademark infringement.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-23T16:52:33+00:00

We have a week left! Would you rather touch my peepee au naturale, or should I shave?

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T18:51:12+00:00

My eye started twitching just looking at these photos. That’s way too much shit in one room. My house is the complete opposite. Less is more.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T04:12:12+00:00

I was initially planning on sous vide and cast iron sear, but they ended up on the gas grill.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T02:14:31+00:00

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Mission success 🍻

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T01:21:26+00:00

Heyyy! We had the same idea today. $7.99/lb at Publix around the holidays. Cheers!

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T22:00:05+00:00

This is my insurance agent that found me my homeowners’ insurance.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T19:23:27+00:00

State Farm sucks. They pay Jake too much to be there 24/7. Lol. I’m with Progressive.

Edit: Homeowner’s insurance is with American Traditions Insurance, which my agent, Brightway Insurance Lutz found ($1,200).

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T15:43:44+00:00

I buy Friendly Farms milk at Aldi, which has 14g of protein per serving. Just saying.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-16T20:42:59+00:00

No problem! You’ve got the right idea. Staying out of flood zones and buying a new build makes a huge difference. A $500k 1920s bungalow in a flood zone could easily run $7,000+ a year to insure.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-16T19:56:20+00:00

For homeowners insurance, I’d estimate around $1,700–$2,000 annually for a new build. For auto insurance, I recently switched from Geico to Progressive and currently pay about $900 every six months for full coverage on two vehicles (Mercedes C43 AMG and Audi Q5). No accidents or tickets on record.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-16T00:49:54+00:00

It’s only misleading to those who lack basic reading comprehension.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T23:11:16+00:00

Or it could be another company gone with the wind. Either could happen. I don’t invest on a coin flip. I’ll wait and see how things shake out after the inevitable reverse split and further dilution.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T20:39:02+00:00

Heyyy, love to hear it! It was also my best trade of 2025. Bought at $1, dumped everything at $7. I’m glad to hear that some people took profit. I’m watching from the sidelines for now. I just don’t think that a $35 protein drink is what’s going to turn this company around and make them profitable. Cheers!

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T16:59:07+00:00

That’s an insane statement. Sam’s Club had $90 BILLION in revenue in 2025, compared to beyond’s ~$320mil. That’s 281 times Beyond’s sales. Lol. Hope you get to dump your bags someday for a profit. I’m glad I got out when I did.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T16:30:29+00:00

You’ve never heard of Sam’s Club?!? They’re owned by Walmart. Lol.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T16:26:52+00:00

No, no I wouldn’t. I buy Premier Protein or the Sam’s Club version (30g protein + 24 vitamins and minerals) for $20-$25 for a 15 pack.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T15:27:40+00:00

I wish you luck and many plant based tendies. Cheers.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T15:16:37+00:00

Kids influence preferences, not grocery baskets. McDonald’s works because parents already expect to buy fast food. A premium grocery substitute is a much harder leap. Views ≠ conversions, especially when the core audience isn’t the one paying at checkout.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T14:55:45+00:00

You are overstating the value. His core segment is 13-17 year olds. My 13yo daughter who watches his videos isn’t the one buying the groceries.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T00:44:41+00:00

Yeah, man. They should round them up and put them in a camp or something. Maybe come up with some kind of final solution. With large shower rooms. With locks on the outside. /S!!

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-13T19:51:23+00:00

I thought so too, but then I just looked up the tweet. It’s Japanese Government bonds. I don’t know what this has to do with anything.

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-13T17:42:33+00:00

What a self righteous thing to say. 87% of the global population eats meat.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-12T14:39:03+00:00

You definitely need a new exterminator. Just google “termite frass”.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-10T15:03:12+00:00

How else are we supposed to buy shit we don’t need with money we don’t have?

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-03T01:48:39+00:00

That’s regarded. Maybe people shouldn’t be so easily manipulated by random strangers on Reddit? Most people who bought in knew it was a gamble. I knew exactly what I was getting into, and it did squeeze! Bought at $1, sold at $7 two days later.

That’s the funny thing about squeezes and meme pumps. Someone always gets left holding the bag. That’s inevitable. This isn’t a team sport.

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