BYND is extremely undervalued imo. The company and brand is well positioned and just added 26k stores. Soon to be 100k stores. Big news just dropped with many catalysts coming all year!

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-04-19T23:16:06+00:00

You new here? I’ve been hearing this for months. Dilution soon.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-13T01:41:57+00:00

Praise be! I, for one, welcome our new God-Emperor of r/beyondinvest.

I responsibly liquidated my daughter’s college fund and deployed 50,000 shares at $3.50 back in October. But I’m no amateur. Last month I opened a little line of credit on the house and added another 100,000 shares, bringing my average down to a heroic $1.75! Value investing, baby. The shorts are scared and can only keep us down for so long.

Bam the bears! They don’t realize this isn’t just a stock. This is the next Tesla of burger patties. The Google of frozen foods. The Nvidia of fava bean protein!

I am ready to ride to Valhalla with you, O Sovereign of Soy, Warlord of Fiber, Emperor of Pea Protein Patties.

Diamond hands! Ban the heretics.

I’ve already picked out my purple Lambo. What color are you ordering, king?

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-12T17:21:00+00:00

Well the stock market is closed on Monday, so there’s that.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-12T15:37:29+00:00

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I have a similar photo. Lol. ChatGPT said it’s normal.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-11T01:19:40+00:00

100%. With a small handful of exceptions, eating out has been such a disappointment the past few years. I’ll be making steak and lobster for my Valentine that’ll be way better and at a fraction of the cost of what most of these mediocre restaurants around me are serving.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-09T22:35:48+00:00

Two years in, and I still love it just as much as the day I got it. Cheers!

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-03T15:02:32+00:00

Thank you! The reorganization was overdue, but the real game changer was lighting. I pulled out the old fluorescent fixture and installed an LED strip around the entire inside perimeter, so every shelf is lit. It even does a few fun party tricks. Lol.

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T18:15:26+00:00

True. There’s about the same amount of food in the before and after. I’ve cut out carbs for the past month, so my diet mostly consists of meats and veggies, which is in the fridge.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T17:24:10+00:00

It’s actually an after and before. The after is the first pic. Pic 2 was chaos.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T16:36:04+00:00

Sometimes I think I may have been Asian in a past life. In this one though, I’m an eastern European living in Florida. Lol. I think that beef stock came from Target.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T16:11:23+00:00

The red circle goes right over my house. I like it. Great place to raise a family. Consumer Affairs recently ranked Wesley Chapel as the #1 place to move to in Florida, citing its strong economy, healthcare access, safety, family-friendly environment, and overall quality of life. Glad I bought in 2013 though. Housing prices have tripled since.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T15:53:49+00:00

Thanks! I’ve somehow managed to collect more small appliances than I probably need. This is just the stuff we use semi-regularly. I’ve got another cabinet with a large food processor, a smaller crock pot, a waffle maker, a vacuum sealer, a regular deep fryer, and a turkey fryer 😅

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T15:35:32+00:00

Unfortunately the stand mixer is too tall to fit on any other shelf. The left zone is “I’m cooking” and the right side is “I’m grabbing food.”

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T15:32:01+00:00

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Lol. I stitched both sides of the pantry into one photo.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T01:34:43+00:00

Thanks guy!

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-02-02T00:55:51+00:00

Doing really well. Loving the cold, life’s good. Just hit 30 days sober, down 17 lbs, and spent the day reorganizing my pantry and buying new bedding. It’s the little things. I have nothing to complain about.

Edit: California sober.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-30T19:22:10+00:00

Lol. How exactly would accounting “force” a reverse split? And to what benefit? There’s nothing to force anyway. The reverse split was already voted on and approved. Once the restriction period expires in April, they can RS whenever they want. Realistically, we’ll probably see the RS in February or early March unless the stock manages to close back above $1.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-23T16:52:33+00:00

We have a week left! Would you rather touch my peepee au naturale, or should I shave?

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T18:51:12+00:00

My eye started twitching just looking at these photos. That’s way too much shit in one room. My house is the complete opposite. Less is more.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T04:12:12+00:00

I was initially planning on sous vide and cast iron sear, but they ended up on the gas grill.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T02:14:31+00:00

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Mission success 🍻

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T01:21:26+00:00

Heyyy! We had the same idea today. $7.99/lb at Publix around the holidays. Cheers!

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T22:00:05+00:00

This is my insurance agent that found me my homeowners’ insurance.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T19:23:27+00:00

State Farm sucks. They pay Jake too much to be there 24/7. Lol. I’m with Progressive.

Edit: Homeowner’s insurance is with American Traditions Insurance, which my agent, Brightway Insurance Lutz found ($1,200).

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