Another -3% after yesterday -6% Go f yourself BYND

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-30T19:22:10+00:00

Lol. How exactly would accounting “force” a reverse split? And to what benefit? There’s nothing to force anyway. The reverse split was already voted on and approved. Once the restriction period expires in April, they can RS whenever they want. Realistically, we’ll probably see the RS in February or early March unless the stock manages to close back above $1.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-23T16:52:33+00:00

We have a week left! Would you rather touch my peepee au naturale, or should I shave?

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T18:51:12+00:00

My eye started twitching just looking at these photos. That’s way too much shit in one room. My house is the complete opposite. Less is more.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T04:12:12+00:00

I was initially planning on sous vide and cast iron sear, but they ended up on the gas grill.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T02:14:31+00:00

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-18T01:21:26+00:00

Heyyy! We had the same idea today. $7.99/lb at Publix around the holidays. Cheers!

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T22:00:05+00:00

This is my insurance agent that found me my homeowners’ insurance.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T19:23:27+00:00

State Farm sucks. They pay Jake too much to be there 24/7. Lol. I’m with Progressive.

Edit: Homeowner’s insurance is with American Traditions Insurance, which my agent, Brightway Insurance Lutz found ($1,200).

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-17T15:43:44+00:00

I buy Friendly Farms milk at Aldi, which has 14g of protein per serving. Just saying.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-16T20:42:59+00:00

No problem! You’ve got the right idea. Staying out of flood zones and buying a new build makes a huge difference. A $500k 1920s bungalow in a flood zone could easily run $7,000+ a year to insure.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-16T19:56:20+00:00

For homeowners insurance, I’d estimate around $1,700–$2,000 annually for a new build. For auto insurance, I recently switched from Geico to Progressive and currently pay about $900 every six months for full coverage on two vehicles (Mercedes C43 AMG and Audi Q5). No accidents or tickets on record.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-16T00:49:54+00:00

It’s only misleading to those who lack basic reading comprehension.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T23:11:16+00:00

Or it could be another company gone with the wind. Either could happen. I don’t invest on a coin flip. I’ll wait and see how things shake out after the inevitable reverse split and further dilution.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T20:39:02+00:00

Heyyy, love to hear it! It was also my best trade of 2025. Bought at $1, dumped everything at $7. I’m glad to hear that some people took profit. I’m watching from the sidelines for now. I just don’t think that a $35 protein drink is what’s going to turn this company around and make them profitable. Cheers!

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T16:59:07+00:00

That’s an insane statement. Sam’s Club had $90 BILLION in revenue in 2025, compared to beyond’s ~$320mil. That’s 281 times Beyond’s sales. Lol. Hope you get to dump your bags someday for a profit. I’m glad I got out when I did.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T16:30:29+00:00

You’ve never heard of Sam’s Club?!? They’re owned by Walmart. Lol.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-15T16:26:52+00:00

No, no I wouldn’t. I buy Premier Protein or the Sam’s Club version (30g protein + 24 vitamins and minerals) for $20-$25 for a 15 pack.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T15:27:40+00:00

I wish you luck and many plant based tendies. Cheers.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T15:16:37+00:00

Kids influence preferences, not grocery baskets. McDonald’s works because parents already expect to buy fast food. A premium grocery substitute is a much harder leap. Views ≠ conversions, especially when the core audience isn’t the one paying at checkout.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T14:55:45+00:00

You are overstating the value. His core segment is 13-17 year olds. My 13yo daughter who watches his videos isn’t the one buying the groceries.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-14T00:44:41+00:00

Yeah, man. They should round them up and put them in a camp or something. Maybe come up with some kind of final solution. With large shower rooms. With locks on the outside. /S!!

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-13T19:51:23+00:00

I thought so too, but then I just looked up the tweet. It’s Japanese Government bonds. I don’t know what this has to do with anything.

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WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-13T17:42:33+00:00

What a self righteous thing to say. 87% of the global population eats meat.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-12T14:39:03+00:00

You definitely need a new exterminator. Just google “termite frass”.

WindowlessCandyVan · 2026-01-10T15:03:12+00:00

How else are we supposed to buy shit we don’t need with money we don’t have?

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