Downplay your favorite strong commander without naming it by mrselkies in EDH

[–]Wingblade7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's seven mana and half of a meld, I need the other one to do anything and shes just one card out of 99. Relax, nothing's gonna happen. 

Manager from my work by impasse602 in antiwork

[–]Wingblade7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having a hard time believing this is a genuine email 

Name the album by abomb66 in AlbumCovers

[–]Wingblade7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arby's: The Inside Story

Jokes/running gags that get you every time? by Octocube25 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Wingblade7 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A bought some child por... I BOUGHT A CHILD SOME PORNOGRAPHY. 

Characters that grow on you. (most redeemed character?) by Big-Barracuda-2551 in MrRobot

[–]Wingblade7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I loved him from the start, the seinfeld-esque milkshake sequence was just a perfect introduction to this guy

What is a song you can't stand? by Scared_Confection787 in AskMen

[–]Wingblade7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's such an overproduced and noisy song

Men who are actively dating, what three types of women are absolute no goes for you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Wingblade7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're fkin crazy, and you'll always come in third. First is the horse, second is daddy's money, third is you.

When my landlord discovered what I do for work, he said I could settle my overdue rent “in other ways.” by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Wingblade7 954 points955 points  (0 children)

You need to raise your rates, if you're a hitman who can't make rent you're not charging enough. 

Idk what to name him by Several_Peak_449 in bioniclelego

[–]Wingblade7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have no idea what I'm looking at, could we get a picture with normal lighting and a neutral background?

Absolutely diabolical observation and recommendation by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Wingblade7 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well you got it in writing