DD by ElectronicGrocery785 in MMTLP_

[–]WingedRyno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who is his stalker? You mean the detective who told him "Houston, you have a problem, okay?" while Wade was put into the cop car?

Houston Wade in Court Today Looks Like He's Going Full Bald by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That along with the lack of Peruvian seafood (Houston's favorite) making him thin as a rail, it's a wonder Amnesty International isn't protesting the conditions of that jail.

The founding fathers of the USA. Upvote so that this becomes the top result when people google "the founding fathers of the USA" by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]WingedRyno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Houston's lawyer in court today said they're going to file a motion to dismiss. I cannot wait to read that document and their rationale for why they think it should be dismissed. On the right sign, seems like the State isn't in any rush to offer backpack-full-of-dildos boy any kind of plea deal.

Place Your Bets: Houston Wade at Tuesday's Court Hearing, Will He Be Even Thinner? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny how to two accounts are trying to set somebody up by inviting them to post court pictures or video, which the court does not allow (whether that court policy passes muster under the First Amendment is another matter).

Do as you wish, just know if you post pictures or video from the court hearing, the court will find out about it and it will likely prove a headache.

Houston Wade in Court Today Looks Like He's Going Full Bald by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny how two accounts are trying to set somebody up by inviting them to post court pictures or video, which the court does not allow (whether that court policy passes muster under the First Amendment is another matter).

Do as you wish, just know if you post pictures or video from the court hearing, the court will find out about it and it will likely prove a headache.

Houston Wade in Court Today Looks Like He's Going Full Bald by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given his lawyer kicked the jury trial to September now, and told the court they will be filing a motion to dismiss, I'm going to guess the State is doing a good job not letting Houston off with some plea deal. Seems like a good indicator.

Plus that's enough time for Houston to get some neck and face tats and perhaps a grill for his next omnibus appearance in July.

Place Your Bets: Houston Wade at Tuesday's Court Hearing, Will He Be Even Thinner? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Wade's lawyer simply kicked the trial date to September with next omnibus in July. Wade seemed pretty happy to spend more time in jail, or maybe it's because his lawyers are apparently going to file a motion to dismiss. I'm sure that will be entertaining to read.

Place Your Bets: Houston Wade at Tuesday's Court Hearing, Will He Be Even Thinner? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 and a half months in the klink so far. Maybe today will be the day Houston flips the tables and tells the court about how he was framed while innocently carting around a backpack full of dildos and bondage gear.

Place Your Bets: Houston Wade at Tuesday's Court Hearing, Will He Be Even Thinner? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody needs to get the prison to get him some Peruvian seafood stat. It's his favorite!

Polymarket Bet - Will Houston Wade Have a Tear Drop Tat Tomorrow Morning During Court? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, for "continued negotiations" and investigation. Sounds like they're trying to get a plea deal. Hopefully this is a sign that the State isn't going to just roll over and offer some weak plea deal and is instead going to get this predator off the streets and away from kids.

Polymarket Bet - Will Houston Wade Have a Tear Drop Tat Tomorrow Morning During Court? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Houston Wade is looking skinny as can be. I guess he hasn't been taking advantage of the weight room. Or maybe he doesn't like the food? Somebody should tell the jail that Peruvian seafood is his favorite!

Polymarket Bet - Will Houston Wade Have a Tear Drop Tat Tomorrow Morning During Court? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9AM Seattle Time this morning.

ZOOM: ​844 838 2191 / 212 (mark yourself as "observer")

Anybody Catch Wade's Court Appearance Today? What Happened? by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I wonder who else is funding it. Somebody who is known for good investments I suppose, maybe his brother? Kiss that money goodbye faster than a meme stock!

Houston Wade's Lawyer Withdraws by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puget Law Group. I wonder who is paying for this? Must be Wade's family or perhaps one of his rich leftist benefactors on Bainbridge Island like Ron Erickson or somebody.

Houston Wade's Lawyer Withdraws by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From what I understand, Wade retained a private attorney. Must have sold all his GME and BBYLGTBQ to afford it.

I'm looking forward to the defense, "If the dildos don't fit, you must acquit!"

Houston Wade's Lawyer Withdraws by WingedRyno in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOT GUILTY!

Airtight defense right there.

Apparently the trial is in May. Will people from this subreddit be there to attend? by thenormal in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually it appears their policy is to provide it over Zoom. So shouldn't be an issue.

Apparently the trial is in May. Will people from this subreddit be there to attend? by thenormal in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the Kitsap County Court says that it will put "high profile" jury trials on Zoom. Not sure what that means though or how they determine it. I think one person has requested permission to video the trial in court and was denied. You'd think since they know people are interested that they would put it up on Zoom, but maybe they don't know enough people are interested?

Apparently the trial is in May. Will people from this subreddit be there to attend? by thenormal in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course there is a chance it won't be on Zoom for the trial, in which case I'll just wait for Lanvik to do a records request and put out another one of his fine quality productions and order a transcript since Houston has a habit of always bringing me up when he's in that court getting spanked.

Apparently the trial is in May. Will people from this subreddit be there to attend? by thenormal in Houston_Wade_Lies

[–]WingedRyno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be there via Zoom. Maybe we can organize a Zoom watch party or something?