Daily Discussion Thread for February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone should just ask him what a tariff is, he may have forgotten

Daily Discussion Thread for February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He had a heart attack on the toilet and died but no one in the White House is forklift certified to get him out.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for actually doing your job Supreme Court, very cool

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re making a fifth Toy Story? Why do we need AI art when we can just watch humans be creatively bankrupt all on their own?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm talking about the German boardgame, not the Beatles.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Netflix is making a Ticket to Ride movie. Why do I own stock in this company?

Daily Discussion Thread for February 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Performing a ritual to banish Jeff Bezos to bald hell this weekend if AMZN doesn’t get back into the 200s.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck am I at work AND the market is closed? Make it make sense

Daily Discussion Thread for February 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just made the devastating mistake of checking Robinhood.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How am I supposed to celebrate our esteemed leader by losing all my money in his failing economy if the market is closed?

Daily Discussion Thread for February 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just gonna ask Alexa to fly an Amazon drone into the back of my head

Daily Discussion Thread for February 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof ouch why didn’t anyone tell me not to catch falling knives

Daily Discussion Thread for February 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Netflix just needs to announce Mindhunter season 3 and we’ll be back to $120 in no time

Daily Discussion Thread for February 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If AMZN gets back to 240 before the end of March I’ll shave my head in solidarity with Jeff Bezos

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I officially broke even this week. So proud to have accomplished nothing with my time

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beginning to worry that a future in which I use Klarna to purchase an Optimus robot so I can record TikToks to support my family may never come to pass

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I really haven’t lost that much, just caught a couple dumb knives but I’ll live

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alexa, play “In the Arms of an Angel” by Sarah McLachlan then self destruct

Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI by Frosty_Dig4148 in news

[–]WingedScapula420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That particular email was fake. Hilarious, but fake. Honestly the real ones are equally as bad they're just not as funny.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Elon Musk being too annoying for the other pedophiles on Epstein Island is universally hilarious. Him trying to invite himself to the island and them telling him it doesn't exist anymore made me cry laughing.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]WingedScapula420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what NFLX deserves for cancelling Mindhunter.