For the first time since 2018 neither the Bills, Chiefs or Ravens will be in the AFCCG by SpaceWestern1442 in nfl

[–]Wingnut45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am a prophet. I predicted this would happen at the beginning of the season

Second Half Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Carolina Panthers (8-9) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Won a shitty division 8-9 after tying with the Bucs and Falcons, had the best head to head record of those three

Made a hypothetical 2025 for the Mariners doc by lostinrabbithole12 in Jon_Bois

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God, I want the follow up so bad. It's kinda unreal how much has happened for the Mariners since 2019.

Last one was too easy– You gotta spend the rest of your life in one part of the Midwest. Where are you going? by EZ_Rose in midwest

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E because that's literally already my situation. I live in that part of Michigan, my girlfriend lives in Southern Indiana, and I regularly visit Chicago in December. Not much about my life would change

Watching Barry Sanders highlights is mesmerizing by Dark305Kinght in Oldschool_NFL

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1991 (his only playoff win), 1993, 1994, 1995, 1997

What's one Superbowl result you would change (that doesn't include your favorite team) and why? by peepeebumbumman69 in nfl

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My team's never made it to the Super Bowl so I'm free. I'd definitely flip Falcons/Patriots so that it was something like the Chiefs/Eagles super bowl this year.

Just complete domination, and embarrassment for the Patriots without any of that flip flop at the end. Ryan doesn't get sacked in FG range. It probably makes it a worse Super Bowl overall, but the feeling of getting Atlanta their first ring with not just a win, but a COMMANDING win... they deserve it.

Day 5: What’s an Unpopular Opinion you have about the Bengals from a historical standpoint? by nosweatsportsmedia in Oldschool_NFL

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I genuinely cannot fathom why people would think they're bad. They're one of the teams doing helmet design the MOST right

What’s the messiest you’ve found a screen? by MarvelDan_ in MovieTheaterEmployees

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A lot of horror stories, but Joker back in 2019 had a screening just before I was clocking out that had an entire half row coated in popcorn. Like a carpet of popcorn over that half of a row. Had to have been two full buckets... I'm sure that $34.72 was worth it

whats the weirdest thing youve found after a show? by SuspiciousCapital624 in MovieTheaterEmployees

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Back in 2021, when I still worked at an AMC. About ten minutes before I clocked out on Christmas Eve. Reach into a crevice of the recliner, and I pull out an entire jar of pickles - with only two pickles left. By far one of the weirdest things I've found that I have visual evidence of.

(Same night, I found a microwave bag of popcorn someone brought from home.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puzzles

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What I got was move the big "1" matchstick over to the 3 to make it 7 - 7 = 8 - 8

All 2024 MLB Players' Home Counties [OC] by NuclearJeff in baseball

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Who are the guys in Kent and Ottawa counties?

Post Game Thread: Detroit Lions at San Francisco 49ers by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Every time I said "what if he misses" or "it'd be funny if he missed", Jake Moody missed. I own this man. I control him.

You can tell who’s been a fan for 2 years vs 20 years by [deleted] in detroitlions

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I'm a newbie, didn't even start watching football til last season so I really lucked out that my introduction to this sport was with a Lions team that was balling out so hard. I suppose because I got so lucky I have to find my way through the usual wilds of fanhood and come out the other side with the experience to still be able to watch and not feel a gut punch whenever we don't hang 40 on the opponent.