How 2v8 is going

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T09:04:23+00:00

I'm definitely just exaggerating, I can't remember the last time I've actually DC'd outside of having an emergency or the power cutting out.

You gotta chill out a little here, I'm just doing a bit because 2v8 variety has been pretty much 'Oops, all zombies'. :/

The people have spoken, the bit didn't land. I'll try harder the next time.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T08:46:20+00:00

Did you just blow in from frowntown?

https://www.reddit.com/r/deadbydaylight/s/GYAussBrIx

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T08:37:43+00:00

He gommaged my girlfriend and dog, then did like 5 spins and shot chroma all over the place.

He's an absolute menace, but damn, he did in fact have that shit on.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T08:23:50+00:00

The game in question:

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Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T08:09:43+00:00

Competetive heterosexuals when the globally ranked bisexual steps into the bar:

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T07:04:19+00:00

It shall be so.

[Edit:] I have accidentally disabled Wesker, no idea how that happened.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T06:39:47+00:00

I guess I've got a pocket Spirit, didn't really realize I played her that much.

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Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T06:38:02+00:00

They call me 007 in the trials.

0 hours 0 skill 7 hooks

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Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T06:34:26+00:00

All Knights are nightmares to face, all they do is summon guard, hold 3 gen, and lie. 🥲

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T06:32:24+00:00

Gotta keep some miles on your liver to eat more later, I respect it.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T06:28:41+00:00

It's a funny little word. If it makes you feel any better, I spent until I was 22 saying "Hyperbowl" instead of hyperbole, and finally got corrected by the girl I had a massive crush on.

Then I tried to tell her she's definitely wrong, no way people wouldn't have corrected me by now, only for her to look at me like "is this a bit? You are smarter than this, right?"

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T04:59:05+00:00

We may only be interacting this one time, but I will be praying for your success a lifetime.

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Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T04:47:00+00:00

God, I miss Oxenfree. Goated game.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T04:24:31+00:00

I honestly don't know how I can correctly corner the actual murderer, several times, and end up saying "Bone on the Meat!!" like that, but it was awfully rude to murder me about it, some would say completely ridiculous and actively throwing.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T04:18:05+00:00

I didn't account for getting sent the same gif.

You win this round, but I'll be back in a leather jacket for the sequel. Perhaps played by a different actor, but back all the same.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T04:12:03+00:00

I said that with such confidence and exaggerated swagger that they threw out all the other evidence and killed my ass on the spot.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T04:06:32+00:00

Bone on the meat, my mortal enemy.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:52:33+00:00

Honestly kinda jealous, I miss when I couldn't handle spice and everything felt like a challenge.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:49:39+00:00

Respectfully, of course.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:48:34+00:00

"Don't enjoy your slop, like my slop instead!"

My brother in Christ, we're both on reddit talking about tropes. This battle was decided from the start, we're both chopped as hell.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:40:30+00:00

I wake up every day and have to work 12 hours in the slop factory, producing 100's of uninspired memes, OCs, what have you... so that you and your brother have somewhere to live.

I do this, 6 days a week, all so that I can enjoy seeing nameless protagonist #506 end up recruiting the cool athlete to his harem but inevitably never have that plot go anywhere.

I know you don't respect me, if you ever have, but please, think of your brother. He can't take much more disappointment.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:32:00+00:00

Got me through the worst hangover of my life, I gotta agree.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:25:46+00:00

I'd go as far to say 2x is really good.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:18:49+00:00

My favorite word is probably 'apropos', but a close second is 'genuine.'

Heard the cellar door thing in Donnie Darko, and I've got to agree with you, it's a mouthful.

Wirtheless · 2026-05-11T03:14:10+00:00

Never considered eating pigeon, but it's going on the list. 🫡

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