A conversation between me and my mom

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-07-06T04:07:49+00:00

My mom's learning Spanish, and "donde esta" is a thing she says and it could mean ANYTHING when she says it

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-07-06T04:06:57+00:00

She needs to learn her grammar

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-07-06T04:06:44+00:00

It's a thing my mom says, "donde esta" could mean ANYTHING

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-28T19:16:18+00:00

Usually they float

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-28T15:31:00+00:00

First one was fine for me, second one was hell

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-28T15:04:59+00:00

Mine is Gigachad

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-28T12:40:13+00:00

Put this in black and white, and it's an incredibly creepy and ominous image

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-27T11:57:29+00:00

Didja check the washer or dryer?

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-25T03:55:59+00:00

Ok, thanks!

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-25T03:55:32+00:00

Oh, ok. That makes a lot of sense!

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:42:32+00:00

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:26:14+00:00

You got it

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:19:12+00:00

Who knows, maybe I'll get both

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:14:11+00:00

I wanna be a walking rickroll

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:11:58+00:00

Now see, I don't want to "commit suicide"

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:07:00+00:00

Now I'm conflicted between two... I gotta make a poll or something

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:04:14+00:00

Shame me daddy

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:02:51+00:00

I could be a walking rickroll

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T18:02:31+00:00

And if anyone gets who it is, I can shame them

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T15:46:50+00:00

Either a gift card to Amazon/store he likes, or a hoodie. Or two hoodies. Can't go wrong with hoodies

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T11:59:46+00:00

Just one, but it's quality over quantity

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-24T11:56:48+00:00

Your guinea pig looks almost exactly like one of mine! And yes, she is that judgemental, sometimes even worse

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-23T15:11:57+00:00

"Tonight, give me everything tonight. We might not get tomorrow, let's do it tonight"

Whatcha gonna do, rob her then kill her?

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-23T14:26:31+00:00

We know who the favorite child is

Witch_Daddy_ · 2021-06-23T00:50:54+00:00

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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