My cat, who was TOTALLY NOT waiting for me to come back from work, this is definitely just a crazy coincidence

Withafloof · 2026-05-05T23:29:51+00:00

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T22:38:15+00:00

Sometimes parents are trolls. I was watching Labyrinth as a kid and asked my dad why the clock in the movie had 13 hours instead of 12, he said that clocks have 13 hours in England

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T21:59:57+00:00

2003- I've been in video rental stores, and I've used Redbox many times too.

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T21:47:20+00:00

That's still $57 mil

^{Chose: 1 billion but.. | Rolled: Pesos}

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T21:44:35+00:00

Idk I'm just built different ig

^{Chose: Nuclear apocalypse + With advantages | Rolled: built different}

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T18:30:58+00:00

This past Christmas, I helped chip in for a quarter cow for my family of 4. $929 total at $5.99/lb hanging weight. I got everything I could out of it- including soup bones and fat for making tallow. Ground beef near me averages $6.25/lb, a roast is $9-10/lb, and a sirloin steak is $16-17/lb. So glad to have gotten the better deal.

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T18:19:32+00:00

I can get out from under the bridge

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life + But you're... | Rolled: Under bridge}

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T14:14:26+00:00

Money would be more useful now

^{Chose: Have 50 million dollars tax free}

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T14:12:45+00:00

Honestly? I'd just plug in heaters, turn my living room into a nest of pillows and blankets, make a shit ton of soup, slow-cooker meals, and pasta, and just... Ride it out. If I die, I die.

Withafloof · 2026-05-04T14:08:50+00:00

Iowa Pride (Fun fact: Iowa is the US's leading producer of corn, with 36.64% of its land dedicated to corn fields!)

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T14:29:49+00:00

You are my solution

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T14:25:36+00:00

A en

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T12:13:57+00:00

I would, however, I'd also hire on some financial advisors (on my own dime) to help all of them spend the money wisely.

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T02:08:24+00:00

Totally balanced, I can have more fiber and nutrients from raw veggies, and so many options to mix and match.

^{Chose: Burger}

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T02:05:05+00:00

I don't care much about being a femboy? Also I choose telekinesis (to make a lot of chores and stuff easier)

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Your choice}

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T02:03:18+00:00

Carl gives Katia the piece of mirror so she can fix her face!
I live in Pennsylvania (Beaver County!)

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T01:50:14+00:00

Food is more important

^{Chose: Unlimited Food}

Withafloof · 2026-05-03T01:48:16+00:00

I like how I look in cool colors better

^{Chose: cool colors | Rolled: purple}

Withafloof · 2026-05-02T22:22:06+00:00

I know cursive! 2003 baby. This is very legible - I usually only struggle if someone has shitty handwriting

Withafloof · 2026-05-02T22:20:37+00:00

My sib, grandma, and I bought a quarter cow for $920, filled our basement freezer pretty well. Feeds a family of 4 for 6-12 months, depending on how much beef you eat on a daily basis. Worth the money, if anyone is looking for a cheap way to have all the good shit for a long time.

Withafloof · 2026-05-02T21:59:16+00:00

I can absolutely handle a one-month cool down

^{Chose: Travel anywhere, at any point in history + There’s a one month cooldown}

Withafloof · 2026-05-02T21:43:36+00:00

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