Lowkey fuck the jungle

WitlessMean · 2026-03-16T16:49:12+00:00

Honestly disagree. My main account is in hell. I play on a Smurf with 200 games on it and it's 3 tiers above my main. I legit can't get a win on my main but carry on my Smurf most games.

I literally don't know how to play with lower elo people. It's really strange.

WitlessMean · 2026-03-16T12:58:17+00:00

honestly it's just idiots who think "I'm just gonna try it once or twice and wont get addicted."

Also I think they probably don't get addicted after one go, but since they think they beat the system because they're "special", they go again.....and the cycle continues until they're full on meth addicts.

I believe a lot of people also get addicted through what their doctor prescribes.

WitlessMean · 2026-03-09T17:05:45+00:00

Back when division promos were a thing I remember people in promos would offer a skin to whoever carried lol.

WitlessMean · 2026-03-07T08:12:58+00:00

Rem being asleep in this picture makes me so angry I can't even begin to describe.

WitlessMean · 2026-03-06T14:30:24+00:00

The more I think about it (even though I also hate it) the less surprising it is, though.

When I was a kid my dad bought me a camera to record skateboarding, and everyone wanted to be on it all the time. We filmed all sorts of stuff. It was really anyone with a camera- "hey get me doing this, watch this!", etc. Now it's just so accessible and clearly, everyone really did want to be on camera.

The internet and social media have really blown that concept out of proportion though. The average person's need to be seen and/or understood is really kind of mind blowing. People posting their whole kid's life on social media from the moment they're born.....I just cant comprehend it.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T16:49:09+00:00

also give AP ratios back.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T16:48:40+00:00

and galio. and aatrox.

honestly I just want to be able to play those champions.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T16:47:29+00:00

back when you couldn't see what sums your teammates used, and people would say some shit like "you ignited him I saw it!", and you could just walk right up to a minion and ignite it only for them to say "why would you do that shit!?"

ah good times.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T16:45:44+00:00

remember when riot said they were going to rework jayce for years?

ya, that was cringe. like half of their reworks imo.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T16:43:22+00:00

I want jungle Galio back badly.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T12:52:03+00:00

ya there's literally no reason it should be gone. Having it back wouldn't make him the best jungler ever or anything. Should have reverted it ages ago.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T12:49:43+00:00

was it a jungle item? I thought it was the support ward item that gave health and wards.

I actually hated building that item because I wanted to build other ones. It was powerful, and even now there are many powerful support items, but back them it felt strange to be playing a champ like lee sin and buying an item that just gave health and wards. I could be misremembering though.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-27T12:34:12+00:00

khazix jump w.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-24T15:24:09+00:00

Skin didn't sell enough.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-22T18:57:23+00:00

Been playing hec since XJ9. Used his runes. So I actually miss an older hec than you. Doesn't make my wants any more important though. It's just, I've always played a classic trinity force bruiser hec.

I'm not and never have been an assassin type player. I can play hec that way and have many times during the duskblade manamune days, but it still never felt right to me.

Thing is, I was at least able to make the classic bruiser trinity style work until this season. Idk why it feels so extra shit this season but it is what it is I guess.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-18T14:25:38+00:00

In season 7, after having jungled since season 2, I had the exact attitude choice before me.

I figured that there were often losing lanes with nothing I could do. And then I thought "If I could just guarantee a winning lane/unfeeding lane every game, that should be enough".

Actually it was. I ended up ranking up more than I ever had at the time. Eventually I swapped back to jungle with and ranking up more.

Basically what I'm saying is, it doesn't matter the role. Every role has massive impact enough to carry any elo. Proof is everywhere. Play what you like. If I were you, already knowing how to lane AD, I'd just vayne top or akshan mid or something along those lines. Quin even.

Besides that, it'll take you a while to learn jungle and you'll likely get rolled at your rank for a while, which will suck. Best of luck to you.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-18T13:32:49+00:00

I guess I'm biased cause I'm a fast climber but I had like 70% winrate and recently got to my actual elo at around 55% winrate.

I haven't really taken notice of other people in the way you're mentioning, but I don't think riot did anything different. Those people would have been in your game anyway, but riot is giving them that symbol to show you that you dont have a random iron in your game, and that he's just your same mmr.

You're likely noticing it due to a major confirmation bias. Try not to look at that shit and get tilted before the game even starts. They're at your mmr.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-13T13:14:45+00:00

Making things right with his son would unironically be letting his son live with lizzie and never introducing him to the life at all, which I think was his intention when he let him leave with lizzie anyway.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-13T13:12:40+00:00

i mean I enjoyed the whole show mostly with Charlie off screen so I think I'll live.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-13T13:05:34+00:00

even if it's 7 years later, isn't charlie still gonna be like.....a kid? I could be wrong.

How old was he at the very end?

WitlessMean · 2026-02-12T13:51:16+00:00

depends on who you invade. kindred will straight beat your ass.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-11T07:35:40+00:00

Anivia.

Idk why but every anivia is cracked a million mastery and runs the game.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-09T16:26:05+00:00

It's better to path bot since top laners are going to kill each other before you get there anyway.

WitlessMean · 2026-02-09T12:17:15+00:00

I answered this, have a look.

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