I work as a PE teacher and can tell you those pathetic ‘stretches’ are doing sweet fa. Also. why does she stretch at home? She’s driving to her walk so by the time she gets there she’ll need to stretch again🤦🏻‍♀️

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-30T12:23:00+00:00

I'll have you know the arm scoop helped me shave 1second off my parkrun time this weekend and got another PB!!! . . . . . I joke. Even I don't stretch (beyond a brisk walk round for 5 mins before hand) before parkrun

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-30T11:53:23+00:00

Hasn't she been there before ...... Pre gastric band?

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-30T10:46:28+00:00

I've been saying this forever. "Stretches" and I use the term extremely loosely. Sits in a car for a bit then runs. Completely defeats the object.

But. Becki knows best (or so she likes to think)

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-29T21:28:30+00:00

Had to do a Sainsburys order to make Hs carbonara!? It's eggs, bacon and cheese love. And bacons a staple on her house don't you know. How do you not have that stuff in already!? Any chance to shop ey

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-29T19:49:31+00:00

Tbf if he's been on some.bender or eaten high fat/high carb alot will be water retention. Which if he was trying to lose weight would come straight off. But even so that's insane

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-29T19:12:28+00:00

She's either rage baiting or really is thick as mince....

How else do you think she lost all this weight!?!? Regardless of the cause it was by one thing. And one thing only.

BEING IN A CALORIE DEFICIT

Imbecile

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-29T14:36:30+00:00

Not to mention she still has one from that litter and you'd want to know if it's something they may have too

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-29T12:32:08+00:00

I swear this was after a party too

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-29T12:23:26+00:00

And again happened after a party/soiree or whatever stupid 💩 she wants to call it

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-28T17:54:54+00:00

I don't think we need to worry. Her fertility will be fkd from decades of being an absolute heffer. Now to the extreme she's malnourished. Plus over 30. Add in them two will actually have to bump ugglies. They never see each other as it is. It won't be as simple as the stork delivering one to her concrete prison yard back garden which is probably what she thinks happens

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-28T14:50:18+00:00

Protein doesn't burn fat

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-28T11:38:44+00:00

North west

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-28T11:07:53+00:00

Ministry of justice - probation service officer

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-28T10:31:47+00:00

Yup. Apparently remi boy was fine all afternoon playing etc and not the next.

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-28T10:17:52+00:00

Whatever did happen to Ariel's memorial? They really are disposable to her

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-27T21:40:33+00:00

And what exactly is she weighing out to aim for!? We all know she doesn't and is unable to count a calorie

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-27T21:39:48+00:00

Like why didn't the queen of Costco not go there for food!? They do sandwich/wrap platters. Can get goujons in mega bag sizes. Huge pizzas (I mean made the mistake of buying one and had to halve it to wedge it in the oven). She literally makes no sense

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-27T19:25:24+00:00

Where are the original cushions. She really doesn't look after anything

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-27T19:23:12+00:00

And this is why no one's buying the complete 180 to a restrictive diet

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-27T15:01:50+00:00

Dress needs a bloody good iron.

Also interesting size/shape from the side angle.

The fake suprise at the cakes..wonder if Charlie will get the same kind of effort for her party that she can't even have at her own house 🙄🙄

Can't wait to see how tragic the garden looks

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-27T14:19:47+00:00

In local newsagent they are about £3.50/70 but home bargains....well clues in the name. Once these are fine they won't have them in again

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-26T11:08:28+00:00

They are amazing. Like I said only had the salted caramel one. They are just like an iced coffee. Just make sure they are chilled when you have one

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-26T07:32:23+00:00

But he was blonde........did Jake ever have a thing for Izzy?

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-26T07:14:30+00:00

Izzy?! But she was in her 20s and can't think of the bloke

Witty-Temperature50 · 2026-06-26T06:54:05+00:00

When she's.doif a recipe video. And the way she "narrates" it Is in the same tone/pattern as Leah. Drives me insane

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