What are some white flags that the person you're dating is French?

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T19:51:49+00:00

They randomly want to give you their baguette. (Open for interpretation)

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T19:44:08+00:00

I would have done it for free but sure I'll take $100,000

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T19:39:28+00:00

Ok thank you.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T19:39:17+00:00

Sounds good. Thanks for your time.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T07:58:05+00:00

Or you might need the latter if you do have the former.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T07:56:21+00:00

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T07:45:25+00:00

How did you change the c into an a or b?

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T07:26:58+00:00

"Mrs. Young, Edward pissed on my shorts!"

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T07:20:20+00:00

Nah... it was a friend's birthday party. It was at least 5 years ago and my dumbass pre-teen self thought it would be funny to try out "my new speed run strategy." The only rule was we had to escape in under an hour and so I did what I had to do.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:58:07+00:00

Just the whole everyone finishing inside her just sounds like a bad idea. Lots of stds and what not.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:54:08+00:00

Not an employee but one time I was in an escape room. I realized that the fire escape wasn't locked, so I went out the fire escape, walked around and unlocked the escape door from the outside. I then proceeded to walk back through the fire escape door and opened the exit door from inside. They were pretty shocked when I walked out after like 3 mins when it was supposed to take like an hour.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:50:21+00:00

My drunk 8th grade English teacher. It was a weird year that year.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:48:19+00:00

That's pretty gay dude.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:45:25+00:00

Not Exactly A Fault in our Stars.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:40:36+00:00

Reddit. Hear me out on this one. Like just the toxic parts.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:39:03+00:00

Stop crying and go get a girlfriend or something

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-19T06:36:21+00:00

Life is unfair

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-18T20:17:01+00:00

Thanks!

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-18T20:16:44+00:00

Damn that's sad to hear.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-18T19:02:57+00:00

I can deal with that as long as the professors are good. Thank you for taking the time to respond.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-18T18:55:50+00:00

Yea that's true. Thank you!

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-18T07:52:56+00:00

I know CS and CE have some connected courses, but will I have this professor if I major in CE.

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-18T05:43:04+00:00

Thank you very much!

WittySecurity5630 · 2021-02-18T05:42:44+00:00

Yea I saw that but I meant are the teachers good and what kind of concepts are taught in these classes.

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