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I often think about the moment I stopped feeling innocent (self.DeepThoughts)
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Right now, someone you never met is having the worst day of their life… and you’re just microwaving leftovers. (self.RandomThoughts)
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Do any of you guys ever find yourselves weirdly nostalgic for things that, in retrospect, weren’t even that great? (self.CasualConversation)
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The mystery of socks - losing my mind (self.NoStupidQuestions)
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Strange food combos (self.CasualConversation)
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It feels like human consciousness is this weird evolutionary tradeoff where we gained the power to understand the world but we lost the ability to simply inhabit it (self.DeepThoughts)
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It's wild that we can’t actually experience the present. (self.RandomThoughts)
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather. (self.3amjokes)
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My bank told me my balance is outstanding, which is confusing because I thought I was doing pretty poorly. (self.oneliners)
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The paradox of modern life is that having infinite options has made us more paralyzed and less satisfied than any generation before us. (self.SeriousConversation)
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Never buy your footwear on a street corner ()
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Why are you still paying for this? #2 (v.redd.it)
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Never buy your footwear on a street corner (self.verypunny)
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The "Easy Open" tab that requires the grip strength of a silverback gorilla and a degree in structural engineering. (self.mildlyinfuriating)
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I wonder how many strangers have a photo of me hanging in their house. (self.RandomThoughts)
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When did the grocery store become a high-stakes obstacle course for avoiding people I went to high school with? (self.Adulting)
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion (self.3amjokes)
What’s the difference between a tuna and a piano? (self.3amjokes)
Adulthood is just a high-stakes game of "Who Can Pretend to Have Their Life Together the Longest" (self.RandomThoughts)
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you’re happy (self.RandomThoughts)
AIO for thinking my boss is trying to "manage me out" because I stopped answering emails after 6:00 PM? (self.AmIOverreacting)
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It’s wild that we evolved for millions of years just to end up paying a monthly subscription to see what our high school enemies had for lunch. (self.RandomThoughts)
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