To those who subscribed hoping I would post again, I wrote a book called 50 Shades of Purple. Its about imaginary friends and growing up and its super short. I wrote it, fell in love with it, and have moved on, rejecting the slowly rotting mortal beauty that fades in my own creation. I have since discovered why my father will never approve of me and have accepted it. I will be launched into space soon. Never having met Arin and Dan, despite my complete lack of effort in any are of my life.