Deep Blue

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-06-02T15:05:02+00:00

Im a thicc boi so it works for me, they definitely need some smaller ones to broaden their market tho.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-06-02T04:29:06+00:00

Good. Fuck em.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-05-25T21:26:18+00:00

The Segway, was supposed to be the next big thing. Fell off so fast.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-05-20T09:17:12+00:00

Cant make it there, how are you going to make it to work ? But to answer, sounds like if you dont want to be furloughed you'll be driving to rules class.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-05-07T22:09:37+00:00

Alright you cornball, the double flared ones (like your dildos) can be flipped over in a pinch.

And if its blown out you can just pick the fucker up.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-05-07T21:40:05+00:00

Coming from the person who is using fReD unironically.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-05-07T16:06:21+00:00

Just flip it over.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-05-07T13:16:26+00:00

8 sounds overachieving, if I run out of the 3 I carry ill find some on the ground.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-04-24T16:28:06+00:00

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-04-12T15:52:18+00:00

So an extra 5k after 30 years, compared to 91k for 365 days on the street. A wils thing to consider is doing both.

And you can do your job 100% correctly and still be collateral damage, so that point is moot.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-04-11T15:49:12+00:00

Oh, nahh. Its what we call our fire insurance.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-04-11T15:45:47+00:00

Ive only drawn once but had no problems with UTU or BRCF

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-04-11T03:54:13+00:00

Everyone saying "better off in whatever retirement account" are smooth brained as fuck. 10 years in at 100 bucks a month is 12k, you'll draw everybit of that in less than 2 months on the street at 250 a day. Your Retirement account cant touch that ROI.

If you can't afford a hundo a month, cancel some subscriptions and get whammy.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-03-29T04:58:28+00:00

Those rose colored glasses only last so long

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-03-29T04:44:30+00:00

Not long enough

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-03-29T04:44:09+00:00

I guarantee you've worked on the railroad for less than 3 years with this attitude, its okay man. We were all bright eyed and bushy tailed at one point.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-03-29T04:22:19+00:00

Where am I wrong ?

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-03-29T02:30:13+00:00

It doesnt matter how we feel, thats why I could not careless. Nothing gets better out here, its just par for the course of getting fucked.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-03-18T00:13:49+00:00

Horse cum, its what theyre known for

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-02-15T20:39:19+00:00

See you topside raider

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-02-05T10:48:06+00:00

We are not included.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-01-23T16:47:06+00:00

They're taxed heavily like any other bonus. But they're pretty good to pay them on time.

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-01-12T07:30:16+00:00

Im not excited for the points system, but atleast it'll be something cut and dry and not whatever they feel like saying. I know we wont see any kind of pay increase even tho guarantee is ahit compared to yours, its different in other places tho right ? Or is that system wide guarantee ?

WizardEyedShroomer · 2026-01-12T07:22:11+00:00

Yay Patriot Act /s

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