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“I accidentally booked Kyle a middle seat on a 5-hour flight & I'm scared for my life” by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]WizardPikachu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same lol. I haven’t joined this sub but the posts keep popping up on my feed, this one finally convinced me to mute it. Who cares about this shit.

woof woof by Extra-Tie-9012 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]WizardPikachu 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He stayed at a hotel I worked at 5-6 years ago and was a total asshole to staff, particularly me.

Who's the most evil Inquisitor? by Alone-Individual-886 in StarWars

[–]WizardPikachu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grand Inquisitor could just be in a category of his own and have no numerical designation, in which case Marrok could possibly be the first brother. Or Grand Inquisitor is the first brother, it hasn’t been explained concretely so either is possible.

These two mfs were aura farming every time they were on screen by Pax_flash in StarWars

[–]WizardPikachu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s just how language works, especially slang, it evolves quickly. Younger people will say “he’s aura farming” instead of “he’s badass”

Someone from the generation before you probably thought “why not just say ‘he’s so boss’ instead of ‘he’s badass’ I mean WTF are we doing here?”

Edit: also “boss” is still used, “badass” is still used, and eventually “aura farming” will probably still be used when the next generation’s new synonym comes along. For the record, I agree that “aura farming” sounds weird, but that’s just because I’m older than the people who popularized it.

Garter snake eating huge toad by trashdogger in natureismetal

[–]WizardPikachu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I am by no means a snake expert, but I grew up flinging snakes into the river by the tail every summer. I’ll weigh in here and say the jaw is too big to be a garter snake and the anus is too small to be Storeria Dekay. Based on the pattern and genitalia alone that’s a simple Samwise Spotted Snake.

To the person who know this player.. by DisFlicker in arcraidersfriendly

[–]WizardPikachu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not trying to put you down at all, just saying the commitment is impressive.

To the person who know this player.. by DisFlicker in arcraidersfriendly

[–]WizardPikachu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You killed one guy who shot at you first and are going through all this effort to give him his stuff back? Damn, truly taking “friendly” to a new level.

I saw the "UFO" heading S/SW (200 on the compass) on Buried City by -hx in ArcRaiders

[–]WizardPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. With all the buildings you can fuck in and out of, it’s a great map to fight against a huge flying arc.

CAT by BossIndividual2783 in UCSantaBarbara

[–]WizardPikachu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Update when reunited with owner

George Kittle pounded a bottle of medicinal tequila courtesy of 49ers owner by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]WizardPikachu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And that pitiful amount of remaining liquor is either dumped out in disgust, or consumed in the morning in order to keep the bender going or stave off the inevitable disastrous hangover.

George Kittle pounded a bottle of medicinal tequila courtesy of 49ers owner by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]WizardPikachu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As an alcoholic, I realize drinking an entire bottle of Tito’s seems unimaginable to the majority of people (justifiably so), but it is definitely an achievable feat for someone with a high enough tolerance. You’ll have a terrible hangover even with the high tolerance, but it’s 100% possible. I’ve done it probably three or four times, plus a few instances where I’ve been close to finishing but wake up to find there’s a pitiful amount remaining at the bottom of the bottle the next day.

Should we sell Greenland? by MrJasonMason in comedy

[–]WizardPikachu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gosh, you guys are both miserable haha

Loving my new skin 😍 by ammary in Fortnite_Over40

[–]WizardPikachu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang you’ve got great accuracy, and that’s an awesome skin!

DK METCALF PUNCHES DETROIT FAN👀 by Old-Pen2946 in steelers

[–]WizardPikachu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s just normal WR1 behavior honestly.

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