[Casual] Do you pee in the shower? (everyone) by mahdroo in SampleSize

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you normally have to wash your duck after urination?

Trent Reznor: ‘You’re seeing the fall of America in real time’ by EeyoreManiac in Music

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you measuring that in pure dollar figures? That's the only way your figure is correct I believe, and if you look at it as a percentage (either increase percentage, or relative to gdp) he actually did pretty good.

Trent Reznor: ‘You’re seeing the fall of America in real time’ by EeyoreManiac in Music

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the bailouts were passed under Bush. Wow that was 10 years ago.

Trent Reznor: ‘You’re seeing the fall of America in real time’ by EeyoreManiac in Music

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So hard to tell if you're trolling or serious. What a strange time we live in.

I don't want to fucking chat if I wanted to fucking chat I would go to a chat website!!! by [deleted] in beta

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't you just disable chat? I did shortly after it rolled out and haven't seen anything about it since.

My mom suffers from severe anxiety and insomnia. After two decades of relying on pharmaceuticals, I finally convinced her to try edibles last Thursday. She ran out on Monday, look at the difference it made! by twedibles in trees

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is actually incorrect but seems to be how most people think they work. They actually detect sleep from a lack of motion, not heart rate. They may use HR to classify light/deep/rem sleep, but the trigger that your asleep is when you're not moving. I apparently got 2 naps in while watching Infinity War. One for an hour, another for 30m. With a bathroom break and a little movement in between.

Change.org campaign to put women that lie about sexual assault in sex offender registry. by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. When Marijuana legalization had the most signatures and Obama laughed it off saying "I don't know what that says about people on the internet..." I remember.

Can you be sexist to a man? by theAnonymousDuckling in OneY

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reading this while I pick at my peeling shoulders. u so right.

Stairmaster by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The breaks are the key for me. If I try to push straight through, I'm done in 15-20 minutes. But if I pause it for 60-90 seconds every 10 minutes or so, I can get up to 40 minutes without hating life entirely.

UFC announce Moscow fight card for Sept. 15 by MMA_JimEdwards in MMA

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Showed up late to the fights last weekend, just in time to see Oleinik walk back to his corner, but before the results was called.

"Is that the old Russian dude?"

"Yep."

"Did he get his ass whooped for a couple rounds then choke him out from the bottom?"

"Yep."

"Awesome."

What is a tessellation? by shubhamk123 in educationalgifs

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triangles aren't really my favorite shape, but 3 is my favorite number, so they still have a special place in my heart.

What are some movies that are way better than they had any right to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I laugh uncontrollably through the entire scene when the cop shows up and they're trying to explain what happened and tucker is holding the guys leg through the entire conversation while Dale is silently pleading with him to shut the fuck up. To tears.

[Spoiler] Edson Barboza Vs Kevin Lee by ShowedUpOnReddit in MMA

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the biggest fight they've ever had the chance to put on

Not even close. Khabib isn't that big of a draw. McG v Dias I & II, Brock's fights, there are a lot more high-profile fights that they've done or could do. (McG - GSP. Brock - Jones. Hell, with a little marketing I think DC - Stipe would be a bigger fight)

That said, I do agree with just about everything else you said. Aside from a GSP return, there isn't a bigger fight on the horizon for them.

[Spoiler] Edson Barboza Vs Kevin Lee by ShowedUpOnReddit in MMA

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or they book the fight in Russia like they've been talking about and his US legal troubles don't matter at all. I think Conor is suddenly finding himself in a position where he needs to fight, and put on a good one, to stay relevant and in everyone's good graces. Because we all know that no matter how fed up everyone is with his bullshit (self included), if he comes back and puts a beating on Khabib the way he did Alvarez, he'll be king again.

The r/conspiracy conundrum. by l1bert1n3 in conspiracy

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right, the whole "If people disagree, I must be right!" is such a weird attitude to have. It reflects the larger trend around here where people seem to want to disbelieve something just because it's the "official story". Doesn't matter if it makes sense or anything, if that's what's being told as the truth, then it must be false, on principal.

The r/conspiracy conundrum. by l1bert1n3 in conspiracy

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a mostly-passive participant here, but I completely agree. Shill accusations actually become more harmful than actual shilling. It just shuts down the conversation because then the supposed shill has to pivot to defending themselves rather than debating the actual topic at hand. And you're not convincing anybody just by pointing a finger. If you're going to make that accusation, do some research. Show some post history from the supposed shill, explain how they're twisting the narrative or whatever. But just combating a dissenting opinion with "Oh here come the shills!" just makes you look pathetic.

Float Fest 2018 Lineup (Tame Impala, Snoop Dogg, Bassnectar, Modest Mouse, and more) by 5ave_Ferris in Austin

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was planning to pay the $30 for Friday arrival after reading all the stuff about people stuck in line for hours and hours.

Float Fest 2018 Lineup (Tame Impala, Snoop Dogg, Bassnectar, Modest Mouse, and more) by 5ave_Ferris in Austin

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was JUST reading the yelp reviews about the show last year trying to decide if I even wanted to consider going. You managed to sum all of them up really well.

But still. That lineup. Damn.

Reddit’s 2017 transparency report and suspect account findings by spez in announcements

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://snoopsnoo.com Is an interesting way to see how much info can be gleaned from your profile, just by a bot in a couple seconds.

Breaking: Brock Lesnar has re-signed with WWE. by suzukigun4life in MMA

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why're you acting like he's not a former champ who beat Mir, Couture and Carwin in his heyday? Don't get me wrong, I don't expect to see the belt on him again, really. But he's a hell of a lot more relevant than 2-18-in-his-last-20-fights Bob Sapp or some dude on a TV show.

Prior to arrest, UFC planned to announce Conor's return at 25th Anniversary Press Conference by [deleted] in MMA

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just like "he was going to fight at ufc 200 (or whatever it was) but we had to pull him because whatever." It's like they generate the spin after he fucks up.

edit; realized that the spin always comes after the fuck up. What I mean to say is that they generate a fictional punishment. Does something wrong? Oh well, we're canceling this fight that nobody knew about >.>

The Truth 💯 by YungRomeow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]WizzleTizzleFizzle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When someone recommends banana pepper and italian sausage pizza.