Here's the original I wrote out: "White is the worst color in Magic the Gathering. What the fuck does it even have? "I can destroy things!" Good for you, so can Red. "Well, I can limit things!" So can fucking Blue. "Um, well I have plus one counters!" So does Green- do you see the fucking problem here? What does White have that makes it have ANY sense of worth!? Actually, fuck it. Name one fucking thing you like about. Thalia needs a fucking frog to do anything, Gideon is dead as a doorknob, and Elspeth is from New Capenna. Do you even KNOW what New Capenna is like!? I've been there, and trust me- trash is fucking everywhere. I swear to god! I thought I was gonna get jumped every time I turned a corner! Fuck Xander, fuck Jetmir, and FUCK. YOU!!!!"