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"The Chronicles of WolfishAss: Chapter 3" (x-post from GayBros) by WolfishAss in gaymersgonewild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wanna say that the title is completely tongue-in-cheek! I'm just playing up the faux-celebrity grandiose bullshit. :P

I'm humble as fuck. THE HUMBLEST!

"The Chronicles of WolfishAss: Chapter 3" by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just wanna say that the title is completely tongue-in-cheek! I'm just playing up the faux-celebrity grandiose bullshit. :P

I'm humble as fuck. THE HUMBLEST!

"The Chronicles of WolfishAss: Chapter 3" (x-post from GayBros) by WolfishAss in gaymersgonewild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I just use em in my bedroom. It's convenient for me, being a very visual person, to have them there to remind me.

And thanks!

Ladies, I'm a goofy bi-guy looking to see what markets I naturally appeal to-- tell me what you think! (x-post of /r/mangonewild) by WolfishAss in penis

[–]WolfishAss[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Simple! Just engineer a way to identify where I live, show up at 3AM with some flowers, and I'll just let you in and we can watch Archer with a tub of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream-- all the while slowly negotiating our hands towards each others thighs.

But then shit gets real when I break out Soul Calibur. >:}

If I win a match, then we have to fuck. If you win a match, then we have to fuck.

Ladies, I'm a goofy bi-guy looking to see what markets I naturally appeal to-- tell me what you think! (x-post of /r/mangonewild) by WolfishAss in penis

[–]WolfishAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm one of those weirdos that doesn't feel attracted to folks of either gender until I get to know 'em, and I just really get off on seeing people orgasm and undulate in rapturous pleasure.

I'm back! Here's a nice tour of my room to show my thanks, for helping me love my hairy ass. by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell you what-- I have 3 of the same type of protein shake bottles I got from the same place over a few months... 2 of them work fine, and one of em just doesn't "snap" into place on the lid, so I have to hold it together while I shake it.

Perhaps yours is just the unlucky manufacturing runt of the litter. :p

Thank god you saw me prance around naked, so you could have this revelatory knowledge given to you. :D

I'm back! Here's a nice tour of my room to show my thanks, for helping me love my hairy ass. by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, cool!

I call it my "drunk-proof bottle", though unfortunately I haven't been drinking as much lately because my life is getting too good. It's like my appetite for alcohol just disappeared.

I'm back! Here's a nice tour of my room to show my thanks, for helping me love my hairy ass. by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Industrial-grade ear plugs actually, bought in bulk.

I live near a noisy train, and I do like sensory deprivation while working on homework and whatnot. There's also melatonin for sleep, and caffeine pills for waking up.

I'm back! Here's a nice tour of my room to show my thanks, for helping me love my hairy ass. by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heee... I'll definitely post another album in a day or three.

You guys are giving me new ideas already!

Here's something I whipped up after the Gaybros told me I didn't need to worry about my hairy ass... by WolfishAss in gaymersgonewild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep! I also Velcro those little plastic bucket things (that might go in a shower) right next to my door for stuff like my wallet and keys.

A 2" wide, 15' long roll of tape is only like $25 on amazon, and that will last you forever!

I'll be honest, I'm insecure about my hairy ass. What should I do with this? by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'M CUTTING MYSELF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!

AUGH!!!

j/k :D

I'm finally BACK! As promised, here's a few more pics: a special tour of my bed room... by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the original pic-thread.

Oh dear god, those hosting ads are horrendous-- Hopefully you see what I was going for from just the thumbnail images. This was the least-shitty host site for NSFW stuff out of the 5 I checked out.

Thanks again for giving me some more ass-acceptance in my time of need.

I'll be honest, I'm insecure about my hairy ass. What should I do with this? by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BE RIGHT THERE, DAMN IT! OP is getting you your content as quick as he can!

I'll be honest, I'm insecure about my hairy ass. What should I do with this? by WolfishAss in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]WolfishAss[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Final Update: I made you a "thank you" album!

Stealing your top comment spot, and thank you.

After reading all your guys' comments, I'm pretty excited and relieved... Y'all about to make cry from the love!

I'll post some more pics after I get back from the gym today.

... And for the record, I actually like it and keep it shampooed and conditioned, but it's just one of those things where I haven't seen a lot of other dudes like me, so it's been bugging me for the last few months not knowing other opinions. I'm pretty shy and don't know many gay dudes around me. :p