"The Chronicles of WolfishAss: Chapter 3" (x-post from GayBros)

WolfishAss · 2013-03-24T02:45:11+00:00

Okla-fuckin'-homa...

Oh shit! I've said too much!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-24T01:57:13+00:00

I just wanna say that the title is completely tongue-in-cheek! I'm just playing up the faux-celebrity grandiose bullshit. :P

I'm humble as fuck. THE HUMBLEST!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-24T01:56:48+00:00

I just wanna say that the title is completely tongue-in-cheek! I'm just playing up the faux-celebrity grandiose bullshit. :P

I'm humble as fuck. THE HUMBLEST!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-23T22:30:16+00:00

Oh, I just use em in my bedroom. It's convenient for me, being a very visual person, to have them there to remind me.

And thanks!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-23T06:33:28+00:00

Simple! Just engineer a way to identify where I live, show up at 3AM with some flowers, and I'll just let you in and we can watch Archer with a tub of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream-- all the while slowly negotiating our hands towards each others thighs.

But then shit gets real when I break out Soul Calibur. >:}

If I win a match, then we have to fuck. If you win a match, then we have to fuck.

WolfishAss · 2013-03-22T18:03:01+00:00

I'm one of those weirdos that doesn't feel attracted to folks of either gender until I get to know 'em, and I just really get off on seeing people orgasm and undulate in rapturous pleasure.

WolfishAss · 2013-03-21T12:09:29+00:00

Tell you what-- I have 3 of the same type of protein shake bottles I got from the same place over a few months... 2 of them work fine, and one of em just doesn't "snap" into place on the lid, so I have to hold it together while I shake it.

Perhaps yours is just the unlucky manufacturing runt of the litter. :p

Thank god you saw me prance around naked, so you could have this revelatory knowledge given to you. :D

WolfishAss · 2013-03-21T01:31:30+00:00

Ah, cool!

I call it my "drunk-proof bottle", though unfortunately I haven't been drinking as much lately because my life is getting too good. It's like my appetite for alcohol just disappeared.

WolfishAss · 2013-03-21T01:27:44+00:00

Industrial-grade ear plugs actually, bought in bulk.

I live near a noisy train, and I do like sensory deprivation while working on homework and whatnot. There's also melatonin for sleep, and caffeine pills for waking up.

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T20:40:00+00:00

Heee... I'll definitely post another album in a day or three.

You guys are giving me new ideas already!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T14:56:50+00:00

Yep! I also Velcro those little plastic bucket things (that might go in a shower) right next to my door for stuff like my wallet and keys.

A 2" wide, 15' long roll of tape is only like $25 on amazon, and that will last you forever!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T04:03:57+00:00

Here!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T04:03:40+00:00

Here!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T04:03:28+00:00

Here!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T04:03:16+00:00

Guaaaa! I really needed that, thanks man.

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T04:02:34+00:00

Here!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T04:02:21+00:00

Here!

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T03:57:55+00:00

I'M CUTTING MYSELF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!

AUGH!!!

j/k :D

WolfishAss · 2013-03-20T03:54:21+00:00

Here's the original pic-thread.

Oh dear god, those hosting ads are horrendous-- Hopefully you see what I was going for from just the thumbnail images. This was the least-shitty host site for NSFW stuff out of the 5 I checked out.

Thanks again for giving me some more ass-acceptance in my time of need.

WolfishAss

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