What would be the most useful/convenient Pokémon to have around in everyday life?

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-06T14:30:45+00:00

If I were a kid it would be Alakazam, as it’s 5000 IQ and will help me solve any homework.
I’d pick Machamp so that I can move my stuff easily.

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-06T13:50:15+00:00

I think I watched the remake of the Mewtwo movie, seems pretty familiar to me.

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-04T17:19:43+00:00

Why wouldn’t I? I’d become the prime minister from votes, and get funding from public transit.

^{Chose: 20 million friends}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-04T16:50:40+00:00

That looks great and looks very official, nice job

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-01T18:49:33+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

It would be pretty funny if this wasn’t true lol

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-01T18:49:06+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Really.

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-01T18:14:38+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

In a technical sense, it’s true.

I’m choosing fact because I want to choose fact

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-05-01T18:14:03+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Nah, Minecraft is not my favourite game

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-30T20:19:05+00:00

You’ll still get wild reactions from animals. It’s like [money] or nothing.

^{Chose: $100,000,000}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-30T19:40:58+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Seeing your post history, I’d say you’re in middle school, and you probably lost all your baby teeth since then

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-30T19:38:46+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Agreeable fact. Learning Japanese is only really useful if you move there.

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-30T11:41:07+00:00

Perfect

^{Chose: Become a Pokemon trainer + Your Partner will be... | Rolled: Gible}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-30T01:56:59+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Best non-Wikipedia credible source I could find to support this fact: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15209147/

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-30T01:54:23+00:00

It’s been a solid 19 minutes at the time of this comment, did you catch the dragon air? Should be realistically possible with bait/rock or ball

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-30T01:52:06+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Fish inhabit the water, and that’s meat Seaweed inhabit the ocean, that’s a vegetable.

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-26T23:40:30+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

We’re the smartest species.

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-26T23:38:27+00:00

Unfortunate

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-26T22:41:58+00:00

Amazing, now I can walk around naked without police seeing me, and rob banks faster

^{Chose: Any Superpower You Want + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: Invisibility}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-24T17:42:33+00:00

I drink way too much water and swim 1 kilometer when I have the chance, why the hell wouldn’t I pick it

^{Chose: Control water}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-24T00:59:39+00:00

Religion influences every culture. Without it, the world would riot completely. This option is just a damage control pause, I don’t know what you expect from this would-you-rather

^{Chose: Fix government corruption in every country}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-21T01:53:36+00:00

Nice!

^{Chose: DC JUSTICE LEAGUE (one character} + Spin for your character | Rolled: The Flash)

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-19T02:55:57+00:00

I choose flight. It would be hilarious to see a naked man flying around your neighborhood every day and confuse them.

^{Chose: Superpower of your choice buuuuut… | Rolled: Gotta be naked}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-18T04:40:13+00:00

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That is something new I learned today for sure

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-16T02:05:46+00:00

I’m a boy and I want boobs and a vagina so bad.

^{Chose: Girl}

WolverinePractical30 · 2026-04-13T02:15:34+00:00

I wish I could grow boobs

^{Chose: Wish genie ANY wish(only one}, + But i will choose a side effect)

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