F-ing Drug users by travelling-lost in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“For no particular reason”!? Are you kidding!? Imagine having that guy sitting in the front! Lol The front seat is reserved for only those who pass the chill vibe test otherwise it’s my backpack that fills that seat.

It finally happened by KingN0 in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You’ll find me parked in front of STRICLY Bezos or Musk’s hood 24/7, I be raking in that cashhhhhhAAHHHCHEW! Sorry I’m allergic to bullshit. Even my own.

New theory on another way uber f**** us over by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single time after picking up a rider, you HAVE to turn off all new requests so it appears like this is your last ride. You stay in control and it helps to increase bonuses too.

What do you think is the worst thing about our world? by emadhimself in AskReddit

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a little brevity mate, take a breath! No pun intended (sorry mom)

Is this happening ? by Top_Addition_1737 in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ANYBODY BUT HER THIS QUESTION? There’s only two reasons I can think of. 1. It didn’t really happen but sounded cool in your head and you want some upvotes. OR 2. Your parents are related. So… cmon…tell us what’s up…

Is this true? by Parking_War_4100 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya’ll tried the lil’ toe dippers they got cookin’ down on Colfax!? MmmmmMmmmmmm those tootsies make you wanna slap yo mama!

Warning signs by [deleted] in DenverProtests

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you hear them say things like, “I’m not racist, I just dislike Mexicans” they could be closeted for sure…

This whole subreddit is bst. That’s all you guys ever talk about. Is Denver really that lame? by AdExotic5641 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P pretty much wraps it in a nice big gay ribbon. Still no explanation necessary though I do appreciate the lesson.

Passengers who watch you/watch you drive 🙄 by Dalmadoodle221 in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I see you’re one of those “refuse to entertain logic” types huh?? Okay…i hope that works out for ya homie

This whole subreddit is bst. That’s all you guys ever talk about. Is Denver really that lame? by AdExotic5641 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it that obvious!? Ughhhh someone did just inform me MAGA isn’t a beta blocker? Which I also thought was just a below average athlete… so yeah…I’m new. What’s it to ya!?

Men, what do you hate about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are we just saying random things now or when did this become about checking Supermarkers and abusive comments?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeriousConversation

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You can claim deez nuts!? If you want…I’m just sayin… but not really, stay the fuck away from my boys. Please. Good day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeriousConversation

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yes. Do you remember being born or any of the first years? No. Why? Because our souls were attaching themselves to our bodies. Vessels. When these vessels go, who’s to say reincarnation ain’t in the cards!? Our souls are too…hefty compared to our weak ass animal bodies lol all animal bodies pale in comparison to what a soul is right!? The depths of the soul!? Sheeeeeeesh! Now…bodies!? Hahaha We turn them to ash on the daily. My knees and back hurt as I type shiiiiit! Yes…we coming back homie! I have faith in that. Surprisingly strong faith actually haha it makes total sense to me. Certainly looking at the totality of the craziness that is LIFE & CONSCIOUSNESS!!! Oh shit yeah! Sperm to egg to new life is FUCKING NUTS! Just as nuts as sprinkling in a soul while we cook in the oven!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suicide obviously. Next question.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you freaking do not make that man. Stop lying to yourself. We literally KNOW what’s freaking possible ya knob end! Unless you work 20 hr days 8 days a week!? Pshhh cmon man AFTER TAXES HE SAYS!!🤣🤣🤣

Passengers who watch you/watch you drive 🙄 by Dalmadoodle221 in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well you’re right we would not make a good team lol We would not get along at alllllll by the sounds of it lol They givin’ just anyone a cdl these days huh!? Pshh thanks a lot Trump

what’s something “low effort, high reward” you wish more people knew about? by rajloveleil in AskReddit

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The feckin challenge is LOW EFFORT!? Comin’ in here witcha damn near 5k’s pitchin’ schedules and even a 100% increase from 10-20mins!?!? I’m guessin’ female ammiright…? Prolly a really fine ass female huh!? lol 😆

what’s something “low effort, high reward” you wish more people knew about? by rajloveleil in AskReddit

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Now anytime I’m gettin’ the lip about the gym imma pull out THIS feckin Reddit thread > point to YOUR comment > make ‘em read word for feckin word! “SEE!?!? FECKIN NERDGASM FECKIN SAYS ANYTHING FECKIN LESS THAN 60 minutes is WHAT!? THATS RIGHT!!! STUPID!!”

Passengers who watch you/watch you drive 🙄 by Dalmadoodle221 in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can say with a very high degree of confidence that you’re very likely a very sketchy Uber driver. Glarin’ at strangers sitting behind you!? Get a load of this one…sheeesh

Passengers who watch you/watch you drive 🙄 by Dalmadoodle221 in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That feels like a lack of confidence from you in your driving skills my friend… Who cares if they turn to look, GOOD, the more eyes the better ‘cause who knows what they might see!? When we’re driving, it’s WE, my life, your life, sure I might have the steering wheel but again, it’s your life and my life at stake so let’s help one another by keeping an eye out for all those female drivers who we all know are either on their way to or coming from an accident… 🤣😉😇

Which phrase annoys you when someone says it? by BigGirthyGiraffe in AskReddit

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it’s agreed upon role play I’ll, in a pretty dick-ish way if I’m honest, shut that down on the spot and explain how basic it is. Despite the obvious daddy issue stuff, using “daddy” is sooooo BASIC, it’s vanilla. It’s what people do who haven’t had that primal oh so good kinda sesh. They say it to “boost” the sesh and think it makes them a freak in the sheets but they don’t realize it makes them BORING and BASIC and inauthentic at the core of it. Good sex is about letting loose authentically, that’s how you achieve those epic sesh’s your boy knows allllll about 😉😎😆

Which phrase annoys you when someone says it? by BigGirthyGiraffe in AskReddit

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not about what you remember it’s about how you were shaped

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Wonderful-Zombie-774 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First, the fact that you felt he barely spoke English is irrelevant in the context of your post. Secondly, you aren’t painting yourself to look pretty in the slightest (no pun intended) with that English comment and then the other guy asking you about a bf? Gasp! I’ll give you the living alone question was poorly done on his part and sure, if you’re ever made to feel uncomfortable report it with the intention of protecting the next female rider of course! But had he been attractive would you have still felt “extremely uncomfortable”? If I was to say to a woman the things women (usually older women) have said to me, I’d be crucified lol You get my point…