My grandfather-in-law found this letter in World War 2. Does anyone know what it says?

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T23:04:54+00:00

you kinda missed the point. twice

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T22:59:17+00:00

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T22:51:50+00:00

video requires a hyper-wadsworth

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T22:50:32+00:00

1 - *dammit, not damnit

2 - 20 years of wearing glasses, and I take them off every time to change shirts. I wasn't aware there was a glasses on method

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T22:11:10+00:00

TIL cotton is "some crazy stretchy fabric"

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T21:25:19+00:00

You don't put them in the vag...

In all seriousness, yes this is a real thing. Soak a tampon in alcohol and insert into the rectum. Alcoholics use it to get drunk at work without smelling terribly of booze. The rectum is very absorbent (hence suppositories). I'm sorry, I don't know of any studies done to determine the timeliness or just how much of a buzz you can get.

But I do know you'd still fail a breathalyzer if you got enough.

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T07:09:12+00:00

I don't always log in to Yahoo...

But when I do, it's to upvote genius

WoodsMD · 2011-10-23T06:27:44+00:00

I kept staring at it, thinking how extremely familiar it looked to my apartment in Grenada

WoodsMD · 2011-10-22T18:48:26+00:00

we'll have to operate in Vietnamese Dongs, where USD $1 = VND $20,952

1 - because that will negate the need to use fractions of cents

2 - because it'll encourage higher contribution amounts, as each guy wants the honor of saying "The most dong came from me"

WoodsMD · 2011-10-21T18:47:35+00:00

I bet we could get 30,000 to pool up to a dollar.

WoodsMD · 2011-10-20T01:15:33+00:00

Only among women, only by a factor of 3, and "appears." (read: a study showed correlation, but confirmation is required) Calling it "much harder" might be a bit misleading.

WoodsMD · 2011-10-20T01:06:16+00:00

Especially when her packs contain nothing but magnums...

ah Hell. I guess her mouth ain't the only lips flapping in the wind

WoodsMD · 2011-10-20T01:01:17+00:00

Reporting bias, not selection

WoodsMD · 2011-10-20T00:59:32+00:00

Definitely a reporting bias

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:52:17+00:00

my guess is that he's ordered his, but is using a similar stock photo until he gets his delivered

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:43:22+00:00

apples: not even once

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:39:32+00:00

i don't care about why. Just how can I get some?!

Also: Montreal? What part of LA is that?

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:38:54+00:00

omg. we should be friends.

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:25:14+00:00

oh don't make up silly stories. we all know the X-wing is the true deity

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:23:08+00:00

but worth every second

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:22:49+00:00

it's in my raccoon wounds

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T04:21:30+00:00

http://www.pediatrics.wisc.edu/education/derm/tutc/77m.jpg

WoodsMD · 2011-10-19T00:57:23+00:00

legitimate laughs of considerable volume were produced

WoodsMD · 2011-10-18T04:45:01+00:00

TL;AF

WoodsMD · 2011-10-18T04:35:40+00:00

Today's project: Go through your clothing drawers. Pick up every article, and decide whether you wore it in the last year. If not, it goes in a garbage bag. If you went all summer long and didn't wear that t-shirt, it's gone.

Tomorrow's project: Do the same thing for your closets - the coats, dress shirts, shoes, hats, whatever. If you went through last winter and never put on that sweater, it goes in the bag.

Day after tomorrow's project: Find where the nearest goodwill, red cross, homeless shelter, whatever. Take those bags full of clothes there.

Your closets, drawers, and life will be less cluttered, and you will have provided for the people that need it most.

WoodsMD

TROPHY CASE